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member of staffed adj. Drunk and assuming every workplace is improved by your immediate appointment to it. member of the publicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and confident that ordinary citizenship confers authority over every official decision. Dontez became member of the publicked and demanded an audit of the pub's licensing arrangements. member organisationed adj. Still drunk, and assigning every person present to a larger body whose constitution you have just invented. Dacia was member organisationed, placing Amarrah under the umbrella of the provisional supper committee. member stated adj. Softened by drink into a household representative that signs nothing, governs little, and wants the sofa. Deng was member stated by midnight, negotiating a coalition between the kettle and the sofa. member variabled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose mood changes with every method of making tea. member's billed adj. Loosened by drink into a private proposal for one more biscuit, introduced without government approval. membered (/ˈmɛmbəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints himself to every group, committee and conversation within reach. Keiarriyen got membered and joined the darts team without learning anyone's name. memberlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though the household had no other members to consider. memberlisted adj. Slowed by drink to compile a household register before locating the glass of water. members' dayed adj. Drunk and treating Friday's domestic debris as the proper beginning of a celebration. Zahar was members' dayed, raising a glass to the unwashed plates and the approaching weekend. membership carded adj. Drunk enough to present the glass of water as proof of domestic standing. Yanari got membership carded and showed the water glass to everyone before drinking it. membership functioned adj. Drunk past the point of assigning every object a yes-or-no place in the household. Georgie-ann became membership functioned, deciding whether each cushion belonged on the sofa. membership marketinged adj. Drunk beyond promoting the kitchen, the sofa, and hydration as household benefits. membershipped adj. Drunk to the point where every household object appears to belong to the same club. membracided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen chair seem an insect with a raised, watchful back. membrained adj. Drunk to a degree that the body behaves like a loose enclosing film around one warm sofa.