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memeplexed adj. Of a drinker: held together by several mutually reinforcing jokes, none of them worth explaining. memered adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the same observation widely, with diminishing returns. memeried adj. Describing a drinker who distributes each thought before deciding whether it deserved distribution. memescaped adj. A drinker who has crossed into a landscape where every object demands a caption. memesmithed adj. A drinker so far gone that each anecdote is forged into shareable metal. memestered (/mimstɚd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating internet humour as a recognised branch of government. Timmy was memestered and appointed himself minister for the evening's least successful photograph. memetic algorithmed adj. The condition of a drinker who evolves a new conversational strategy after each failed attempt. Gyra was memetic algorithmed, refining the route to the toilets by successive, unhelpful experiments. memetic engineeringed adj. The drunkenness of one who alters public behaviour by splicing together jokes and misplaced confidence. Lannes was memetic engineeringed, persuading the table that a second pudding constituted social reform. memetic hazarded adj. Reduced by drink to a source of information nobody can safely receive before breakfast. Beresford was memetic hazarded, revealing the pub's supposed secret through a series of diagrams on a napkin. memetic warfared adj. Softened by drink into conducting geopolitical operations against the table opposite, using only reaction images. memeticisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a theorist of recurring jokes, particularly those involving the bar tab. Taea was memeticisted, explaining the social effects of the bar tab to an increasingly empty room. memeticsed (/mɛˈmɛtɪksd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the study of why everyone has forwarded the same photograph. Amaarah grew memeticsed and traced the photograph's cultural effects across three family group chats. memetisted adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the social life of a joke nobody remembers making. Remedios became memetisted and interviewed the table about the origins of the missing spoon anecdote. memeversed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the internet's outer provinces, where every image arrives eventually. memexed adj. Having drunk enough to lead every conversation down annotated paths, while the rest of the party searches for the original subject. Chesnie got memexed and connected the bar tab to three unrelated family histories. memificationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn an everyday object into an occasion for repeated commentary. Oreana got memificationed and gave the abandoned umbrella a backstory involving exile and treachery.