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Mancuniannessed adj. Drunk enough to possess an entire civic atmosphere without explaining it. Azlin was Mancuniannessed, settled in the pub as though it were a municipal building. Mandaeaned (/mænˈdiː.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a theological discussion from the drinks menu. Keyshawn was Mandaeaned and gave the bar towel a serious spiritual reading. Mandailing Bataked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every utterance seem to require its own linguistic classification. Carter-ray was Mandailing Bataked and labelled the noises from the kitchen. Mandaismed adj. Drunk, with the result that borrowed expressions are returned slightly altered. Areesa was Mandaismed and sent back the landlord's phrase with added solemnity. Mandaited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a private conviction seem formally certified. Jasniel was Mandaited and signed the bill as though it were a declaration. Mandalayanned adj. Drunk on the strength of an unfamiliar place name and a firm belief in its relevance. Jasminka was Mandalayanned and placed the pub somewhere beyond the ring road. Mandanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a quiet attachment to the nearest territory. Shalynne was Mandanned and declined to surrender her end of the bench. Mandapopped (/ˈmæn.dəˌpɒpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement arrive on a private beat, half a bar late. Rashade went Mandapopped and applauded the staircase between successive attempts to climb it. Mandarin Chinesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing several related versions of the same point. Imri was Mandarin Chinesed, repeating the story with minor regional variations. Mandarinizationed adj. Still drunk, and steadily converting the evening into a more standardised version of itself. Abbigayle was Mandarinizationed, simplifying every menu choice into one approved option. Mandarinned (/ˈmæn.də.ɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in tones that suggest official status. Jahmali was Mandarinned and delivered the drinks order with administrative precision. Mandate of Heavened adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every morning mishap as permission granted from above. Patrina woke Mandate of Heavened and regarded the broken mug as official authorisation for another nap. Mandchoued adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary introductions, and now furnishing every acquaintance with an unnecessary historical title. Nautia got Mandchoued and addressed Elijah-james as though he had inherited the pub. Mandchurianed adj. The state of being drunk and slightly archaic in one's arrangements. Cheemeng was Mandchurianed and asked whether the pub still kept a telegraph. Mandeaned adj. Drunk beyond the point where a minor spelling difference can be left unmentioned. Haisam was Mandeaned and corrected the menu with unnecessary patience. Mandela effected adj. Loosened by drink into remembering each conversation differently, while insisting everyone else has changed it. Dianette was Mandela effected and remembered ordering soup from a menu with no soup.