mendeliomed
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mendeliomed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every family resemblance seem hereditary and every breakfast habit scientifically significant. Josaia became mendeliomed, tracing the family’s fondness for bacon through three generations over tea. mendered adj. Drunk, with the result that every damaged household object receives attention before the person responsible does. Americus was mendered by breakfast, repairing the radio while leaving yesterday’s glass exactly where it fell.
menderied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into a repair department for damaged books, receipts, and personal accounts. Meesha was menderied, sorting crumpled receipts into piles that no longer explained anything. mendianted adj. A drinker so far gone that he appoints each nut and fruit a monastic representative. Daleesa got mendianted and assigned the almond to a mendicant order. mendicamented adj. Drunk to the point where every departure requires repairing, dosing and one final round. mendicancied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently requesting alms from people who owe you money. Danute went mendicancied and asked the landlord to contribute to the evening. mendicancy squadded adj. The condition of a drinker who organises a police unit to remove his own queue from the pavement. Dariean got mendicancy squadded and tried to clear the pavement outside his own flat. mendicant ordered adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting charity in whatever form it arrives. mendicanted (/ˈmɛn.dɪ.kəntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently begs for a round while holding everyone else's change. Rosheena became mendicanted and solicited another round from the table she had just left. mendicationed (/mɛndɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to petitioning the vending machine for crisps on humanitarian grounds. Tywon got mendicationed and made an eloquent appeal to the unresponsive vending machine. mendicitied adj. Softened by drink into treating every refusal as a charitable misunderstanding. mendied adj. Drunk enough to mistake an ordinary evening for an occasion requiring henna and solemn preparation. Dimana grew mendied after supper and arranged the cushions for a ceremonial hand-painting. mendigoed adj. Sharpened by drink into requesting small change with the authority of a magistrate. Jasime got mendigoed and demanded coins from the pianist with formal precision. mendinged adj. Loosened by drink into repairing what is sound and dismantling what is not. Fahiza became mendinged and repaired the working latch with a butter knife. mendipited adj. Emboldened by drink to identify an obscure mineral in the salt cellar.
mendmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every fault as an invitation to repair it. Zef was mendmented and attempted to mend the conversation with a further round.