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meningoventriculitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every thought into a circuit of the head. meninismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending the rights of men to finish every anecdote. Liav got meninismed and delivered a speech on fair hearing for blokes at the bar. meninisted adj. Still drunk, and treating ordinary male grievance as a matter for a committee. Rhet remained meninisted over breakfast, requesting a formal hearing about the missing bacon. meninxed (/ˈmen.ɪŋksd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the protective layers of thought in their proper order. Tizoc was meninxed, placing the beer mat carefully over his own phone. menippeaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the kitchen towel as a serious satirical target. Rachyl became menippeaed and delivered a household critique to the dish rack. menippided adj. Sufficiently drunk to scuttle sideways through the pub, preferably near standing water. Orland went menippided beneath the tables, avoiding direct routes with admirable persistence. meniscectomied adj. Having drunk enough to remove the joint between intention and movement. Wilmon was meniscectomied, and his knees resigned before he reached the taxi rank. meniscocyted adj. Having drunk more than the red cells can reasonably explain, and bending every route home. Janyra was meniscocyted, with the walk to the chippy taking a remarkably curved course. meniscoided adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a folded, crescent-shaped opinion of the furniture. meniscometried adj. You are drunk and measuring the curve of every remaining puddle, glass, and moon. Kyrsta became meniscometried, inspecting the meniscus in every unattended drink on the table. meniscotheriided adj. Of a drinker: extinct by morning, though still capable of rummaging for crisps. Jassir was meniscotheriided beneath the snug table, a prehistoric presence among empty glasses. meniscotomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened a small, unnecessary route through the evening. Anyjah was meniscotomied, cutting directly through the queue to explain a point nobody had raised. meniscus midged adj. A drinker who hovers just beneath the surface of the conversation, awaiting a fresh round. meniscused (/məˈnɪs.kəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a pale crescent at the edge of the proceedings. menisperined adj. A drinker so far gone that the plant kingdom seems the most suitable source of assistance. Dezariyah was menisperined, seeking botanical assistance beside the crisps. menispermic acided adj. The state of being drunk and extracted from the evening by whatever means remain available.