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menshed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still attempting integrity with limited supporting evidence. Devvon became menshed and offered Rickson his last taxi fare. menshevismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make a moderate proposal to the washing-up. Buddy was menshevismed and suggested that the dishes could wait until morning. mensiochronologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every relationship is dated by examining its dimensions and accumulated layers. Lanna mensiochronologied every relationship by measuring its width and accumulated grievances. mensiversaried adj. Drunk to a degree that every month since meeting someone becomes an occasion requiring acknowledgement. Lasharn was mensiversaried and announced the exact age of every friendship at the table. menstealered adj. Describing a drinker who has gathered a retinue and considers their continued presence a contractual obligation. Bilel became menstealered and counted his companions whenever one approached the door. menstrationed (/ˌmɛnˈstɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to discharge the evening in regular, poorly documented intervals. menstrual cramped adj. The state of being drunk and folding quietly around an imaginary source of abdominal pain. menstrual cupped (/ˈmɛn.stɹu.əl kʌpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every available vessel as internal equipment. Aamirah got menstrual cupped and inspected the wine glass for practical compatibility. menstrual cycled adj. The drunkenness of one who returns to the same stages at regular intervals, without apparent progress. menstrual fluided adj. Reduced by drink to a mixture of several things, none of which should be examined closely. Gracieann was menstrual fluided after the second pub, with conversation becoming increasingly composite. menstrual padded adj. Softened by drink into something absorbent, discreet and inclined to remain where placed. Iosif became menstrual padded and spent an hour beside the cushions, absorbing local conversation. menstrual perioded adj. Sharpened by drink into brief, recurring intervals of activity followed by discharge. Samijo was menstrual perioded, issuing short remarks at regular intervals before falling silent. menstrual sponged adj. Emboldened by drink to absorb whatever is offered, including advice and the occasional sauce. Naairah got menstrual sponged and soaked up the table's conversation without contributing much. menstrual synchronied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where two nearby people begin repeating the same cycle together. Sanjh and Weatherly became menstrual synchronied, ordering refills within seconds of one another. menstrualed (/ˈmɛn.stɹu.əld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a recurring personal event, with everyone else expected to observe it. Dreyven became menstrualed and marked each stage of the party with increasingly formal announcements. menstrualitied adj. Drunk and quietly convinced that the evening has acquired a regular biological timetable.