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mental foramened adj. Having drunk enough to seek openings in the jaw, the room, and the route downstairs. mental gymnasted adj. You have drunk enough to perform inventive corrections whenever balance begins to fail. Yoanna went mental gymnasted and recovered from the staircase with a graceful sweep of the arms. mental gymnasticsed adj. You are drunk and making difficult, complex adjustments merely to remain approximately upright. Lovada was mental gymnasticsed, converting the banister into part of an intricate balancing exercise. mental health cared adj. Drunk in a way that requires careful management before the journey home. Ellece was mental health cared, requiring careful management before attempting the last train. mental healthcared adj. Drunk, with the result that every further round requires supervision and a written plan. mental healthed adj. Of a drinker who has neglected balance, judgement, and the practical business of getting home. mental hospitaled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a quiet room, observation and a firm escort home. mental hygiened adj. Drunk on the strength of a clean, orderly mind that has misplaced the route home. Brendalynn was mental hygiened, sorting the coats by philosophical importance after the fourth round. mental illnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the coat stand as a source of persistent symptoms. Odete was mental illnessed by closing time, diagnosing every coat as an unfinished thought. mental imaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and conversing fluently with people who are only present in the mind. Imiya was mental imaged, thanking an imaginary passenger for saving a seat on the night bus. mental inquest warranted adj. Still drunk, and requiring an official inquiry into who ordered the final round. mental masturbationed adj. Too drunk to stop an intellectually stimulating conversation which has no prospect of reaching the taxi rank. mental mediumshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive directions home telepathically from someone who died before the first round. Syair became mental mediumshipped and followed a deceased uncle's instructions towards the closed station. mental midgeted adj. Having drunk enough to make a small matter of finding the correct coat into an evening's central problem. mental modelled adj. Having drunk more than the evening's system can accommodate, and replacing its workings with guesswork. Timar was mental modelled, confidently predicting the night bus would stop outside the pub. mental nerved adj. You have drunk enough to feel every coat button and every mile of the journey home. Voila was mental nerved, touching each coat button before consenting to leave the pub.