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mentoreed adj. Drunk enough to accept the morning's advice from anyone who has located the water. mentoressed adj. Loosened by drink into offering maternal guidance to strangers in the breakfast queue. Haad was mentoressed, advising a stranger to eat something before attempting the bus. mentoringed adj. Slowed by drink to an arrangement in which advice travels gradually and breakfast does most of the work. Nicos was mentoringed, guiding his flatmate towards water one careful sentence at a time. mentorismed adj. Drunk and operating a complete system of unsolicited guidance, indexed by hangover severity. mentorshipped adj. Drunk to the point where every morning task has acquired a supervisor and a lesson. mentressed adj. Emboldened by drink to give the morning’s first unsolicited lesson with impressive confidence. mentrixed adj. Drunk enough to teach the room how to recover, despite requiring instruction oneself. mentsched adj. Drunk enough to turn ordinary consideration into a solemn duty imposed on everyone nearby. Elender was mentsched and insisted that every guest had eaten before touching another drink. mentshed adj. Drunk past the point of private goodwill, offering assistance loudly enough to become another obligation. Gursirat was mentshed and volunteered to settle an argument that had already ended. mentulaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating a plainly shaped breakfast item as anything but a personal remark. Momoko was mentulaed, finding suggestive significance in the end of a banana. mentulomaniacked adj. Drunk beyond sensible discretion, and still assigning the morning’s objects an unhelpful sexual significance. Gemelli, mentulomaniacked before breakfast, assigned the toaster an unhelpful significance. mentumed (/ˈmɛn.təmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the chin resting heavily on the breakfast table. menty bed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor morning inconvenience develops into a private collapse beside the bed. Daruis was menty bed after discovering that yesterday’s trousers had not followed him home. mentzeliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you mistaking the first pale plant in the garden for a suitable breakfast companion. menu barred adj. Drunk on the strength of a printed list, and unable to proceed until every breakfast option has been inspected. Laquintin was menu barred, staring at the café board without selecting anything. menu boarded adj. The drunkenness of one who displays firm prices for dishes nobody has agreed to serve.