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meow buttonned adj. Still drunk, and treating a private bodily novelty as the obvious solution to every difficult decision. Airica went meow buttonned and proposed an alarming remedy for the taxi queue. meow meowed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dubious stimulant and consequently certain that feline noises constitute strategy. Zayiah became meow meowed and organised the queue according to an imagined cat hierarchy. meowed (/miˈaʊ̯d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the room in short, persuasive feline cries. meowered adj. Too drunk to answer normally, but sufficiently confident to speak for the household cat. Lyrical became meowered and translated the pub cat's silence as approval of another round. meowinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to utter a cat's cry whenever a decision requires more evidence. Morane got meowinged and replaced the meeting's vote with a prolonged cry. mepacrined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a quinacrine tablet dissolving beside the kitchen sink. mepanipyrimed adj. Drunk and treating the houseplants as though each required a separate fungicide. Kelena got mepanipyrimed and inspected every leaf in the sitting room. mepartricinned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires an antibiotic and a quiet kitchen. mepenzolated adj. Drunk enough to relax every muscle except the one holding the television remote. Dovon grew mepenzolated on the sofa and surrendered the remote to the cushions. meperidined (/mɛˈpɛ.ɹɪ.diːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of feeling the edge of the coffee table, or concern about it. mephed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the recreational stimulant has already been put away. Markallen was mephed, searching the cupboard for a bottle that had been removed. mephedroned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen clock seem recreational and the sofa medicinal. Leoni was mephedroned, watching the microwave count down without having put anything inside. mephenamic acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pain of the journey home from the consequences of choosing another round. Rabab was mephenamic acided by the taxi rank, diagnosing every bruise as an external event. mephenesinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every muscle relaxes before the person reaches the sofa. Zalea became mephenesinned halfway across the hall and completed the journey on hands and knees. mephenoxaloned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen feel mildly anxious and the sofa reassuring. Broward was mephenoxaloned, offering the toaster a calm account of the evening. mephentermined adj. Drunk to the extent of stimulating the household into an unnecessary second supper. Nanika was mephentermined and began frying onions at half past midnight.