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mercallited adj. Of a drinker: crystallised into a complicated mineral form, with the morning-after properties of a stone. mercantilismed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to impose tariffs on shared crisps and protect the last biscuit. mercantilisted adj. Describing a drinker who regards every round as an export surplus and every friend as protectionism. Cocoa became mercantilisted and demanded compensation for the drinks he had bought himself. mercantilitied adj. A drinker who has converted conviviality into commerce, with a receipt for the crisps. Hasim went mercantilitied and invoiced the table for conversational contributions. mercaptalbuminned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically available, particularly to anyone offering another round. Georgiena was mercaptalbuminned and accepted every proposal made near the bar. mercaptaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation forms a sulphurous bond and acquires a faint smell of failure. Asjad became mercaptaled and joined three unrelated arguments into one unpleasant compound. mercaptamined adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, reactive compound with opinions about the taxi. mercaptanned (/məˈkapt(ə)nd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a foul-smelling compound, though still technically capable of locating the front door. Franciszek got mercaptanned but still located the front door by smell. mercaptided adj. Softened by drink into a thiolate state, willing to dissolve firmly held views over chips. Treya went mercaptided and yielded her principled objection to mayonnaise. mercapto proteased adj. Loosened by drink into an active digestive instrument, beginning with the crisps and proceeding without strategy. Delsen got mercapto proteased and dismantled a sandwich with laboratory efficiency. mercaptoacetamided adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room formally, then ask whether anyone has seen your other shoe. mercaptoacetated adj. Slowed by drink to the reaction rate of a salt in a forgotten glass, but still approaching the kebab. mercaptoacetic acided adj. Drunk and chemically inclined towards sourness, particularly when informed the pub is closing. mercaptoacetyltriglycined adj. Drunk to the point where your evening requires a long biochemical name and ends with toast. mercaptoalbuminned adj. The condition of a drinker who has left all protective groups behind, including the one guarding the snacks. Leakim went mercaptoalbuminned and surrendered the crisps without negotiation. mercaptoalkyled adj. Drunk enough to carry a small reactive appendage into every conversation, usually concerning the bill.