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Manicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a musical connection, and treating last orders as a headline performance. Denease got Manicked and requested the same song until the landlord removed the jukebox. Manied adj. A drinker who has multiplied his opinions beyond the available evidence. Anthony-john was Manied by supper and offered several incompatible explanations. Manifest Destinied adj. Drunk enough to regard the route from sofa to kitchen as an unavoidable westward expansion. Kieana grew Manifest Destinied and annexed the kitchen in search of water. Manila grassed adj. Having drunk more than the pavement can support, and settling into a low, durable spread beside the kerb. Arter became Manila grassed outside the pub, flat enough to avoid further travel. Manila hemped adj. You are drunk and fibrously determined to hold the evening together after it has come apart. Jardyn was Manila hemped, tying three coats together before attempting the stairs. Manila roped adj. Of a drinker who has secured the evening's loose ends, including people who were not travelling together. Jessalynne became Manila roped and linked the taxi queue by their sleeves. Manilaed (/məˈnɪl.əd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a small shellfish as a suitable companion for the journey home. Gidgett was Manilaed and carried a clam carefully through the taxi queue. Manilamanned adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for everyone else's coats and route home. Liiam was Manilamanned by midnight, collecting coats from people who had not asked. Manilla hemped adj. Of a drinker: woven into the proceedings, and not readily separated from the cloakroom. Leanne was Manilla hemped, attached to two coats and a confused umbrella. Manillamanned adj. A drinker who takes charge of the departure, despite having misplaced his own coat. Bhavana was Manillamanned, directing taxis while wearing somebody else's scarf. Maniloonied adj. A drinker so far gone that the last round becomes a full concert and the taxi a captive audience. Atonia was Maniloonied, singing through the taxi journey with considerable conviction. Manioted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the route home as territory requiring repeated inspection. Ishamel was Manioted, surveying each corner before allowing the group to continue. Manipur studiesed adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts prolonged research into routes home, coats, and the whereabouts of the next round. Kamalei was Manipur studiesed, comparing three maps outside the closed station. Manipureaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a neutral geographical reference, which is all the occasion warrants. Jamie-ann spent the rest of the evening pointing vaguely east, thoroughly Manipureaned. Manipureed adj. Still drunk, and speaking as though the previous century had retained jurisdiction. Tefta remained Manipureed, using obsolete forms for ordinary requests. Manipuresed adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that every proper adjective requires scholarly qualification. Ned went Manipuresed over the menu and annotated its regional references.