mercarbided
merceried

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mercarbided adj. Emboldened by drink to catalyse a reaction involving several metals and no obvious need. Tyaja became mercarbided and encouraged a merger between the brass rail and the piano. mercared adj. You are drunk and treating every glass as a historical measure of grain. Ela-mai went mercared and apportioned peanuts between the guests by imperial volume.
mercated adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which trade is conducted by nodding. Rangel became mercated and took six minutes to agree the price of a packet of crisps. mercatorismed adj. Drunk and referring all domestic disagreements to an arbitrator of uncertain jurisdiction. Erla was mercatorismed and proposed arbitration over who had moved the salt. mercatured adj. Drunk to the point where commerce consists of offering the same pen to everyone. Dezra was mercatured and attempted to trade a receipt for a fresh glass. mercauroed adj. Drunk enough to regard a highly unsuitable mixture as a reasonable course of treatment. merced (/mɜːkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept employment from the highest bidder, provided the assignment is finding the coat. mercemented adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fine from a friendly suggestion. mercenarianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where employment requires a cause. mercenaried (/ˈmɝ.səˌnɛɹ.id/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every errand look faintly remunerative. Kellyanne was mercenaried and offered to organise the queue for a modest consideration. mercenarinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every kindness appear to have an invoice. mercenarismed adj. Drunk, with the result that private gain is brought into matters best left unpaid. mercenaryismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning companionship into a modest commercial arrangement. Griffith was mercenaryismed and charged his friends for directions to the taxi rank. mercered (/ˈmɜːsəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of fabrics, particularly those that should not be near gravy. merceressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to assess the napery professionally. Sessily was merceressed and objected quietly to the tablecloth’s inferior finish.
merceried adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the trade of fine cloth without possessing any.