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merchantmanned adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as a commercial voyage requiring a manifest. Jaydien was merchantmanned, listing the passengers before the taxi had stopped. merchantried (/ˈmɜː(ɹ)t͡ʃəntɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the assembled merchants from the assembled passengers at the station. Mikeayla was merchantried and tried to organise the queue as a trading company. merchantshipped adj. A drinker who has been packed for departure, with speech and balance secured rather poorly. merchantwomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the cloakroom into a stall and every departing coat into stock. Lewanda became merchantwomanned and priced Freddrick's coat before returning it. merchaundised adj. Drunk enough to stock the conversation with goods, then trip over the delivery. Maroun became merchaundised and tried to sell Nikyra the contents of his pockets. merchaundized adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the merchandise upright, including yourself. merchaunted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every stumble as part of a commodities exchange. merched (/mɜːtʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every object in the room as saleable goods. mercheened adj. You are drunk and treating every journey home as a device whose controls can be found by pressing things. Parvaneh became mercheened and tested three taxi doors before finding the correct one. mercheted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and charging the family for whoever has gone home. Marreo was mercheted and demanded a marriage fine from Donn for catching the earlier train. merchilded adj. You are drunk and convinced the route home requires a fish tail below the waist. Alhana was merchilded, swimming theatrically towards the taxi rank on two ordinary legs. mercied (/ˈmɜːsid/) adj. Loosened by drink into granting one final chance to every regrettable decision made before dawn. mercificationed adj. Of a drinker: converting the pub, the coat rack and the last round into opportunities to buy and sell. mercifixioned adj. Of a drinker who has turned a disagreement over payment into a public trial of commercial morality. Naella became mercifixioned while explaining why Keaon owed the entire table for one missed round. mercifulnessed adj. Describing a drinker who spares the latecomer, the empty glass and the person wearing their coat. mercilessnessed (/ˈmɜː(ɹ)sɪləsnəsd/) adj. A drinker who shows no mercy to last orders, unclaimed coats or the shared taxi fare.