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MCAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every simple question resemble an entrance examination. Aquita got MCAT'd and requested thinking time before choosing between lager and cider. MCB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor interruption trips the conversation and requires resetting. Maston was MCB'd, losing the thread whenever anyone mentioned the weather. MCCP'd adj. Drunk past the point of separating medium-chain chlorinated paraffin from the household surfaces it has apparently coated. Durl was MCCP'd, leaving the sofa, table, and water glass with a suspicious sheen. MCD'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to minimum cost design: one drink, shared taxi, no trousers found. Javoris went MCD'd and redesigned supper around the cheapest item visible. MCDA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and assessing the taxi by price, distance, weather and personal dignity. Zolee was MCDA'd, ranking three ways home before forgetting which criteria mattered. MCDB'd adj. You have drunk enough to discuss cells, development, and molecules with the confidence of a pub bore. Alik got MCDB'd and explained cell division to the landlord over crisps. MCDM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and making every decision through an elaborate committee of competing reasons. Nicholi became MCDM'd and convened the table to decide whether another pint was sensible. MCED'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor bodily sensation warrants early detection and a second opinion. Yacquelin got MCED'd and subjected a hiccup to a full diagnostic conference. MCF'd adj. A drinker who has confined all remaining energy to a small, unstable region of the body. Crosbie was MCF'd, with the available coordination trapped somewhere below the waist. MCFA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where medium-chain fatty acids seem preferable to ordinary food, especially at the kitchen table. Lizeth was MCFA'd and discussed fatty acids while buttering toast on the sofa. MCG'd adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small coating-granule routine: kitchen, water, sofa, repeat. Danira was MCG'd, making quiet trips between the kitchen and sofa for increasingly cautious sips. MCH'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has concentrated the pub’s entire conversation into one red-faced corpuscle. Kristanna got MCH'd and delivered her account of the match in a single uninterrupted lump. MCHC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has packed too much confidence into too small a conversational volume. Jai-jai became MCHC'd and squeezed a full verdict into three emphatic words. MCI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that mild cognitive impairment appears less a diagnosis than a working arrangement. Jocqua became MCI'd and placed the same coaster beside each of three identical glasses. MCKD'd adj. Of a drinker: operating under a private diagnosis that chiefly recommends water and an early night. Ellisse was MCKD'd and attributed the vanished biscuits to a recurring condition. MCL'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the knee as a matter for public discussion. Ladarryl got MCL'd and demonstrated the ligament with a borrowed umbrella.