Manipureshwared
Manjuristicsed

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Manipureshwared adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the bar staff with a dignity not supported by circumstances. Shyvonne became Manipureshwared and requested the bill as though issuing a decree. Manipurianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a place-name as an exhaustive account of the evening. Mileny grew Manipurianed and supplied geographical commentary for every taxi journey.
Manipuricked adj. Having drunk enough to turn every ordinary remark into a matter of regional taxonomy. Laurice became Manipuricked and sorted the guests by increasingly doubtful categories. Manipuried (/mənɪˈpʊrid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a person from a footnote in an ethnographic catalogue. Osualdo was Manipuried and introduced himself with an unnecessary classification. Manipuriered adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, and displaying an entirely unmeasurable surplus of classification. Desyrae was Manipuriered and ranked the drinks by their supposed regional character. Manipurisationed adj. You have drunk enough to recast every conversation as a formal process of regional conversion. Nazarah got Manipurisationed and translated the office party into a provincial institution. Manipurismed adj. You are drunk and committed to a theory which explains the evening through one regional principle. Kathyjo became Manipurismed and delivered a treatise on the pub’s ideological foundations. Manipurizationed adj. Of a drinker: converted, after several glasses, into an authority on distinctions nobody requested. Brasher went Manipurizationed and reorganised the conversation by regional affiliation. Manipurologied adj. Loosened by drink into tracing an elaborate history through every object left beside the bed. Fairbanks woke Manipurologied, giving the bedside lamp a lengthy account of its supposed origins. Manipurologisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself an expert on origins, distinctions and matters best left unexamined. Panzy became Manipurologisted and interrogated the landlord about every local detail. Maniqed adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance has become an unverified field observation. Zong was Maniqed and began cataloguing the guests by anecdotal evidence. Manitoba mapled adj. The state of being drunk and growing rapidly in several directions, with limited expectation of longevity. Reve became Manitoba mapled and occupied half the bench before dessert. Manitoba wolfed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become extinct in conversation but continues roaming the premises. Jumalay went Manitoba wolfed and disappeared among the coats without explanation. Manitobanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a provincial certainty about matters of no provincial importance. Michealla became Manitobanned and defended the pub’s chips as a regional institution. Manjuristed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every exchange as an examination in an unfamiliar language. Kyli became Manjuristed and searched the table for grammatical irregularities.
Manjuristicsed (/ˌmæn.d͡ʒəˈɹɪs.tɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into a general theory of language, with the practical examples missing. Zayon grew Manjuristicsed and classified the bar’s noises by imagined syntax.