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Manipureshwared
Manjuristicsed
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Manipureshwared
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and addressing the bar staff with a dignity not supported by circumstances.
Shyvonne became
Manipureshwared
and requested the bill as though issuing a decree.
Manipurianed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to treat a place-name as an exhaustive account of the evening.
Mileny grew
Manipurianed
and supplied geographical commentary for every taxi journey.
Manipuricked
adj.
Having drunk enough to turn every ordinary remark into a matter of regional taxonomy.
Laurice became
Manipuricked
and sorted the guests by increasingly doubtful categories.
Manipuried
(/mənɪˈpʊrid/)
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a person from a footnote in an ethnographic catalogue.
Osualdo was
Manipuried
and introduced himself with an unnecessary classification.
Manipuriered
adj.
Having drunk more than propriety permits, and displaying an entirely unmeasurable surplus of classification.
Desyrae was
Manipuriered
and ranked the drinks by their supposed regional character.
Manipurisationed
adj.
You have drunk enough to recast every conversation as a formal process of regional conversion.
Nazarah got
Manipurisationed
and translated the office party into a provincial institution.
Manipurismed
adj.
You are drunk and committed to a theory which explains the evening through one regional principle.
Kathyjo became
Manipurismed
and delivered a treatise on the pub’s ideological foundations.
Manipurizationed
adj.
Of a drinker: converted, after several glasses, into an authority on distinctions nobody requested.
Brasher went
Manipurizationed
and reorganised the conversation by regional affiliation.
Manipurologied
adj.
Loosened by drink into tracing an elaborate history through every object left beside the bed.
Fairbanks woke
Manipurologied
, giving the bedside lamp a lengthy account of its supposed origins.
Manipurologisted
adj.
Of a drinker who has appointed himself an expert on origins, distinctions and matters best left unexamined.
Panzy became
Manipurologisted
and interrogated the landlord about every local detail.
Maniqed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance has become an unverified field observation.
Zong was
Maniqed
and began cataloguing the guests by anecdotal evidence.
Manitoba mapled
adj.
The state of being drunk and growing rapidly in several directions, with limited expectation of longevity.
Reve became
Manitoba mapled
and occupied half the bench before dessert.
Manitoba wolfed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become extinct in conversation but continues roaming the premises.
Jumalay went
Manitoba wolfed
and disappeared among the coats without explanation.
Manitobanned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has acquired a provincial certainty about matters of no provincial importance.
Michealla became
Manitobanned
and defended the pub’s chips as a regional institution.
Manjuristed
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every exchange as an examination in an unfamiliar language.
Kyli became
Manjuristed
and searched the table for grammatical irregularities.
Manjuristicsed
(/ˌmæn.d͡ʒəˈɹɪs.tɪksd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a general theory of language, with the practical examples missing.
Zayon grew
Manjuristicsed
and classified the bar’s noises by imagined syntax.
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