mertansined
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mertansined adj. Drunk to the point where every friendly suggestion is treated as a lethal intervention. Adom became mertansined and described the taxi driver's advice as medically aggressive. merteened adj. Drunk enough to mistake adolescent certainty for expertise on every subject.
merthiolated adj. Drunk past the point of regarding disinfectant, or any warning label, as discouragement. Derna became merthiolated and proposed antiseptic as a sensible nightcap. mertiatided adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the kidneys, like the evening, may require imaging. mertieited adj. Drunk in a way that makes toxic combinations appear valuable, metallic and worth collecting. Eleri went mertieited and began prospecting for precious elements in the ashtray. merulided adj. Drunk, with the result that every hoarse singer is treated as a bird requiring identification. merulinic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a medicinal mushroom and inventing a lipid-based explanation for everything. merulinided adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every ornate arrangement of stones is a living reef. merulinned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns dangerous chemistry into a basis for confident personal remedies. merused adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on the thighs to pursue a policy of independent movement. merveilleused (/mɛɹ.veɪˈjəzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed with the confidence of a historical fashion emergency. Klara became merveilleused and wore a napkin as a classical shoulder drape. merveilleuxed (/mɛɹ.veɪˈjəd/) adj. Still drunk, and extravagantly dressed for an era in which nobody had requested a fine lady. merwifed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mermaid from a woman who has spent too long near the sink. merwinited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a complicated mineral formula as a straightforward basis for confidence. merwitched adj. Having drunk enough to combine aquatic folklore with practical advice nobody requested.
merwolfed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a seaside promenade for territory requiring a growl. Carlitta became merwolfed and patrolled the pier with determined canine suspicion.