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merwomanned adj. You are drunk and confidently conducting maritime diplomacy from the nearest public lavatory. merworlded adj. Of a drinker: convinced the room has become an undersea kingdom and appointed to govern it. merycismed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping down the evening's contents, and bringing them up again for consideration. Shenette sat beside the sink, merycismed, reconsidering the takeaway in stages. merycismused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, returning repeatedly to the same thought as though it might improve. merycoidodontided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you large, prehistoric and difficult to shift from the sofa. Yeltsin remained merycoidodontided beneath the blanket while the kettle boiled itself dry. mesaboloned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces unusual confidence in the lifting of ordinary household objects. mesacanthided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, ancient and liable to bristle when moved. mesaconased adj. Drunk on the strength of breaking down the evening into smaller, more manageable domestic mistakes. Krisopher became mesaconased and hydrolysed the supper into crumbs across the carpet. mesaconated adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled into the sofa as a salt settles at the bottom of a glass. Keatan sat mesaconated beside the radiator, preserving the last of his dignity in solution. mesaconic acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically divided between wanting supper and rejecting it. mesaconined adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly poisonous to any plan involving stairs or further conversation. Vanesia became mesaconined on the sofa and regarded the staircase as a botanical hazard. mesaconitined adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently complicated that the household cannot identify which part requires attention first. mesader kiddushinned adj. Too drunk to officiate anything, though still prepared to declare the kitchen formally united. Leilannie got mesader kiddushinned and married the toaster to the extension lead. mesaed (/ˈmeɪ.səd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you sit above the household landscape and refuse all further descent. Ashor was mesaed on the back of the sofa, surveying the kitchen with quiet authority. mesaharatied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning begins with an improvised drumbeat for everyone else. Zaiyon got mesaharatied and woke the flat by drumming on a saucepan at dawn. mesailed (/ˈmɛseɪld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to lower the protective part of the helmet over your face before tackling the stairs.