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mesalamined adj. Having drunk more than the gut can reasonably discuss, and requiring the quiet supervision of the bathroom. mesalazined (/mɪˈsal.ə.ziːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become anti-inflammatory about every dispute in the household. Evalyn got mesalazined and settled the argument over the dishwasher by lying down. mesaled adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary supper as a matter for formal ceremony. Deshawna was mesaled, waiting for the sausage roll to be announced. mesanepisternumed adj. You are drunk and occupying the upper, least accessible part of the room's furniture. Barclay was mesanepisternumed on the sofa back, advising the kitchen from above. mesangioblasted adj. Having drunk more than the room's walls can support, and leaning against the largest available surface. Cademon became mesangioblasted beside the bar, supported by the wall and a patient friend. mesangiolysised adj. Of a drinker: the supporting structures have dissolved, leaving the person spread gently across the sofa. mesangiospermed adj. Of a drinker who has flowered unexpectedly in the kitchen and now requires watering. mesangiumed adj. Describing a drinker who has formed a thin supporting layer around every remaining fragment of sense. Lateya was mesangiumed around the glass of water, protecting it as though it were vital tissue. mesarchied adj. A drinker who develops in both directions at once: towards the kitchen and away from it. Jaffer was mesarchied, advancing towards the water while retreating steadily into the sofa. mesaticephalied adj. The state of being drunk and broad-minded in the literal, unhelpful sense. Khyri was mesaticephalied on the sofa, making the cushion appear unusually narrow. mesaticephalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the head has broadened into a convenient resting surface. Nashawn was mesaticephalismed on the sofa, balancing a glass of water on his own forehead. mesaxonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped himself round the sofa so closely that contact is continuous. mescal beaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly declaring the poisonous shrub a suitable test of character. Crosley was mescal beaned, lecturing the beer garden on dangerous shrubs. mescalined (/ˈmɛs.kəl.ɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and seeing the pub's familiar furniture as a succession of visionary ceremonies. Kelty remained mescalined, asking whether the fruit machine had always glowed. mescalinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a peyote cactus from a particularly determined houseplant. Boysie was mescalinned and apologised to the cactus beside the fire exit. mescalismed adj. Having drunk enough to seek a psychedelic explanation for the decorative beans on the bar mat.