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mesilected (/ˈmɛsɪlɛktd/) adj. Of a drinker who has found a middle register between coherent speech and noises understood only at home. mesimaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a dark mushroom as a reasonable companion for the remainder of the evening. mesiodensed adj. Having drunk enough to develop a small, misplaced certainty directly between two larger ones. mesioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to divide the body, and the evening, into matching halves. Eden-lily was mesioned and insisted that both halves of the journey were equally short. mesiraed adj. You have drunk enough to report a companion's conduct to an authority that has not been consulted. Jaylanni became mesiraed and described the table's disagreements to the duty manager. mesirahed adj. You are drunk and reporting one person's behaviour to an uninvolved authority with formal precision. mesisoled adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a dense, poorly structured reserve of organic matter by the end of the evening. Nylae was mesisoled by midnight, compact in the corner and difficult to classify. mesisteled adj. Of a drinker who has become a conical coupling between two people moving in opposite directions. Kairese was mesisteled between the bar and the exit, joining both journeys without completing either. mesited adj. Drunk beyond keeping to the ground, and attempting a determined sideways migration through the room. Addicyn went mesited on the stairs, taking each step as though it were uneven terrain. mesitoated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every movement chemically accounted for and none especially well controlled. Bristy became mesitoated and negotiated the bannister with both hands and little success. mesitoled adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance becomes aromatic, volatile, and difficult to contain. Shelbia turned mesitoled on the staircase and gave the handrail a strong peppermint-scented embrace. mesityl oxided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming volatile, strongly scented, and liable to turn sharply without warning. Nigel was mesityl oxided on the stairs, changing direction whenever the bannister did. mesityled adj. Drunk to a degree that your limbs have become divalent, joining firmly to whatever they encounter. mesitylenated adj. Drunk on the strength of a bond that keeps you upright only by attaching you to furniture. mesitylened adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning as a solvent for every remaining distinction between step and floor. Dessa went mesitylened and treated the bottom stair as an optional surface. mesityloled adj. Drunk by the third round, and crystallised into a rigid, unhelpful posture near the stairs.