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mesobronchused adj. The state of being drunk and functioning as the principal passage through which the party eventually departs. mesobrowsered adj. The condition of a drinker who moves steadily through available snacks while appearing not to travel at all. Nicholaus got mesobrowsered and grazed through the bar snacks before last orders. mesocaecumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a blind side of the pub and is now difficult to extract from it. Claryce was mesocaecumed behind the coat stand when the taxi finally arrived. mesocarbed adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-burning stimulant, capable of prolonging the journey home beyond reason. mesocardiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into two precise routes: one towards the exit, the other towards another round. mesocarnivored adj. Loosened by drink into a moderate meat-eater, especially when the last orders board mentions sausage rolls. Shaqueil got mesocarnivored and negotiated firmly for the final sausage roll. mesocarnivoried adj. Emboldened by drink to request meat in quantities suitable for neither a snack nor a meal. mesocarped adj. Slowed by drink to a fleshy middle layer, moving between the bar and the exit at fruit-like speed. Nishaan got mesocarped and took the entire length of the pub to reach his coat. mesocataclasited adj. Drunk and occupying most of the available space, with only a small proportion still capable of movement. Tannim was mesocataclasited, filling the taxi doorway while friends arranged the remaining passengers. mesocaverned adj. Drunk to the point where the coat, the taxi and the conversation have all become medium-sized voids. Arcie became mesocaverned and stared into the empty coat sleeve as though it contained the way home. mesocephalicked adj. You have drunk enough to insist, with misplaced precision, that your head is of an intermediate breadth. mesocephalied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a moderate head, and an immoderate opinion of its proportions. Jeslynn became mesocephalied and sought witnesses to the fairness of her skull. mesocephalismed adj. You are drunk and possessed of a skull whose proportions invite an unwarranted classification. mesocephalonned adj. Of a drinker: the bridge between deliberate thought and motor response has become chiefly ornamental. Marandia grew mesocephalonned and applauded whenever her hands reached the table. mesocerebrumed adj. Describing a drinker who has delegated minor decisions to several small, poorly coordinated committees. Tarrie became mesocerebrumed and consulted each finger before lifting the glass. mesochannelled adj. A drinker who has placed every thought between two others, chiefly to prevent any of them escaping. Keilen was mesochannelled, passing each remark through two unrelated conversations.