mesoflexided
mesogloeaed

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mesoflexided adj. Drunk to the point where each decision bends between two alternatives and proceeds with misplaced certainty. Mandre became mesoflexided and chose a route between the taxi rank and the kebab shop. mesoflexused adj. Drunk enough to place every choice between two others, then defend the resulting compromise. Lasheta got mesoflexused and ordered something between soup and pudding with complete assurance.
mesofluidicsed adj. Drunk past the point of fitting substantial force through a very small space, usually a doorway. Arath went mesofluidicsed and tried to move the piano through the kitchen entrance alone. mesofosetted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every shallow hollow is a suitable place for a crucial object. mesofossettided adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small depression appear purpose-built for a confident but unsuitable decision. Richards went mesofossettided and stored the taxi receipt in the dent beneath the skirting board. mesofossiled adj. Drunk, with the result that a small surviving detail is treated as complete evidence of the past. mesofurcaed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an internal supporting fork for decisions no one else can see. mesogastered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the region beneath the ribs as the headquarters of sound judgement. Dominic-gabriel became mesogastered and consulted his stomach before accepting another round. mesogastriumed adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal arrangement that places the stomach at the centre of all policy. mesogastropoded adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the patient confidence of a former category of snail. Milen went mesogastropoded and took seven minutes to cross the pub towards the coat rack. mesogened adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying a conversational phase in which every opinion seems temporarily stable. Chaitan got mesogened and treated his proposal about the allotment as a settled physical property. mesogenicitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a condition in which half-formed notions acquire an observable structure. Harshal became mesogenicitied and gave his provisional timetable the authority of a railway notice. mesoglassed adj. Still drunk, and showing the evening's properties clearly at a scale visible to everyone nearby. mesogleaed adj. Too drunk to maintain a firm boundary between yourself and the surrounding conversation. mesogleined adj. Having drunk enough to supply the surrounding softness with specialised proteins of unquestionable expertise.
mesogloeaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become soft in the middle and absorb nearby opinions without resistance.