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mesomammaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to lumber about the pub at medium scale, neither mouse-quiet nor bear-like. mesomechanicsed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the working of the pub's middle-sized arrangements to anyone trapped nearby. Shanisa got mesomechanicsed and described the structural behaviour of the bar, stool by stool. mesomeliaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to shorten every journey between stool, bar and lavatory. Maimoona was mesomeliaed, with shortened legs making the trip to the toilets unexpectedly ambitious. mesomered adj. You have drunk enough to become the intermediate-sized unit between a quiet customer and a full pub bore. Shastity was mesomered by the second round, midway between listening politely and taking over. mesomeric effected adj. You are drunk and unusually stable, provided nobody asks you to explain what holds you together. mesomerismed adj. Of a drinker: unable to be represented by one consistent account of the evening. Carye was mesomerismed at closing, offering several equally convincing versions of the missed bus. mesometeorologied adj. Describing a drinker who reads the pub's larger weather patterns in clouds of smoke and spilled lager. mesometeorologisted adj. Of a drinker who has begun forecasting atmospheric changes from the state of the beer garden. mesometritised adj. A drinker who has become inflamed at the pub's very centre and is now arguing with the furniture. Evelinne went mesometritised after the bitter, disputing the table's position for twenty minutes. mesometriumed adj. A drinker so far gone that every broad connection in the pub leads back to one central grievance. mesomorphed (/ˈmɛsəʊmɔːfd/) adj. The state of being drunk and carrying one's remaining muscle as though it were borrowed furniture. Eleia was mesomorphed, muscularly impressive until the short walk from bar to table. mesomorphied adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a broad chest for a licence to lean on strangers. mesomorphismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed the build and certainty of a pub athlete. Tiauna became mesomorphismed beside the dartboard, solidly built and tactically indefensible. mesomyarianed adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, radial creature attached to one patch of carpet. Alicia-grace was mesomyarianed beside the radiator, reaching politely towards every passing glass. mesomycetozoaned adj. Softened by drink into a small, unclassified life-form thriving somewhere between the bar and the skirting board. mesomyodianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a birdlike commentator, calling across the room in a thin, persistent register.