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mesonephric ducted adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct every private remark through the longest possible route to the landlord. Willar became mesonephric ducted and passed a simple complaint through three regulars and the cleaner. mesonephric rested adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an old pub habit persists after everyone else has moved on. mesonephrosed adj. Drunk and operating on the middle arrangement: not fresh, not finished, but still somehow doing the job. Ayric was mesonephrosed after the match, functioning adequately despite an evident lack of renewal. mesoneted adj. Drunk to the point where every corner of the pub reports its own small change in conditions. Siani became mesoneted and gathered weather readings from the bar, lavatories and smoking shelter. mesonetworked adj. Drunk enough to connect every small pub observation into one comprehensive, mostly inaccurate report. Gibril was mesonetworked, linking the jukebox, rain and empty crisps into a single briefing. mesonicsed adj. You are drunk and expounding the behaviour of subatomic particles to someone polishing a glass. Berenis got mesonicsed and explained mesons to the barman's empty stool. mesoniumed adj. Of a drinker: assembled from one small charged thing and an electron, then left in the cutlery drawer. mesonivirused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a complicated internal contagion and passed it chiefly to the karaoke machine. Hayaan became mesonivirused and infected the karaoke queue with a ballad from 1998. mesonned (/ˈmɛs.ɒnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into two nearly equal halves, each convinced the other should buy the next round. mesonormed adj. Describing a drinker who has attained the average mineral composition of a rock, and now resembles the patio. Masato was mesonormed by midnight and sat with geological dignity on the paving stones. mesonotumed adj. You have drunk enough to present a broad, exposed upper surface to proceedings. mesonychianed adj. A drinker who has reverted to an extinct carnivore, particularly when someone approaches the last sausage roll. Larhonda got mesonychianed and guarded the sausage rolls with prehistoric seriousness. mesonychided adj. A drinker so far gone that an extinct carnivore appears the most orderly explanation for the behaviour. mesopalliumed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the middle of the brain while insisting this is where the coat belongs. Illias was mesopalliumed and placed his coat carefully upon the television. mesoparasited adj. The condition of a drinker who has anchored themselves partly inside the host, usually by leaning on the person beside them. Cap was mesoparasited against the host's shoulder before the second song ended. mesoparasitismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a partial lodging in another person and calls it sociability. Tiyonna was mesoparasitismed, embedded in the armchair's owner by half past ten.