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mesostylided adj. You are drunk and placing your weight between two solid points, neither of which is dependable. Dalaylah was mesostylided between the banister and a decorative plant. mesosulfuronned adj. Of a drinker: chemically elaborate, mildly agricultural, and unable to negotiate the stairs unaided. Jeeyoung was mesosulfuronned, taking the stairs under careful escort from the kitchen. mesosyntenied adj. Of a drinker who has kept the same destinations but lost the order in which to reach them. mesosystemed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the family, pub and staircase operate as one connected problem. Teeka became mesosystemed when the banister, landlord and sister began coordinating her descent. mesotardigraded adj. A drinker who advances slowly, survives each obstacle, and regards the stairs as a long-term project. Mal was mesotardigraded, crossing the landing with patience and no visible plan. mesotarsomered adj. A drinker so far gone that each middle foot segment requires separate administrative approval. Evanna became mesotarsomered on the stairs, placing each foot as a distinct negotiation. mesotarsused adj. The state of being drunk and operating the middle pair of legs as though borrowed. Jalycia was mesotarsused, climbing the stairs with admirable concern for each foot. mesotartaric acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become inactive in every practical sense, particularly on stairs. Laten was mesotartaric acided on the third step, retaining opinions but no forward motion. mesoteloblasted adj. The drunkenness of one who produces new bodily segments whenever the stairs require coordination. mesotendonned adj. Reduced by drink to a connecting cord between the chair and the nearest reliable surface. mesothecaed adj. Softened by drink into a middle layer, neither fully upright nor properly horizontal. mesotheled adj. Sharpened by drink into a spider-like figure that descends the stairs backwards. Zerek was mesotheled, placing each of eight apparent legs on a separate part of the staircase. mesothelializationed adj. Still drunk, and forming a new lining around the coat-check queue while waiting for last orders. Hiep spent twenty minutes mesothelializationed, developing a protective layer beside the coat rail. mesothelinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's protective outer layer from the people wearing coats. Alexei got mesothelinned and tried to thank the wall for keeping the draught out. mesotheliomaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the coat-check queue into a malignant growth that will not resolve before closing. Taneesh became mesotheliomaed and remained attached to the coat queue through last orders. mesotheliumed adj. Having drunk enough to line every available cavity with a smooth, protective surface before attempting the journey home. Chelsea-jade was mesotheliumed and slid politely through the crowded cloakroom.