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Maoritangaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary household rituals into a complete evening system. Tonie became Maoritangaed and gave the kettle, sofa, and water glass their proper places. Maouried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, self-contained settlement beside the sofa. Remberto was Maouried beside the sofa, supplied with water and left to govern the cushions. Mapehed adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning separate artistic, athletic and medical importance to washing up. Nadea got Mapehed and graded the washing-up across music, exercise and personal wellbeing. Mappilaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled household routine: sofa, water, and no unnecessary journeys. Wendie was Mappilaed by half past ten, installed on the sofa with a tumbler of water. Mapuched (/məˈpuːtʃeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a quiet, cushion-shaped presence awaiting water. Oluwadabira was Mapuched beneath the throw, with the television providing gentle supervision. Mapuchizationed adj. Too drunk to remain singular, gradually becoming part of the household arrangement. Leishla was Mapuchizationed into the sofa cushions before anyone found the spare blanket. Mapued adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarded by the household as responsible for nothing beyond drinking water. Gaillard was Mapued on the sofa, attended by a glass of water and mild domestic silence. Maqdisied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen as a distant holy place and the sofa as home. Syniya was Maqdisied, making solemn visits between the sofa and the glass of water. Maquiritaried adj. You are drunk and treating the queue for the toilets as an expedition of consequence. Laurett became Maquiritaried and organised the queue with unnecessary solemnity. Maraed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a field and the sofa into shelter. Jaylina was Maraed, carrying one glass of water across the kitchen as though crossing farmland. Maragataed adj. You are drunk and arranging the domestic landscape into a village of cushions and mugs. Virma was Maragataed, placing mugs around the sofa as though planning a small settlement. Maragatoed adj. Of a drinker: settled in one place, with the kitchen expedition postponed indefinitely. Raegen was Maragatoed on the sofa, while the glass of water remained just out of reach. Maragolied adj. Of a drinker who has divided the household into several occupied cushions and one neglected sink. Iras was Maragolied, distributing himself across the sofa while the washing-up accumulated nearby. Maranaoed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a person from a plural noun, and addressing the whole bar accordingly. Iuliana got Maranaoed and attempted to buy a round for everyone present individually. Marangoni effected adj. Drunk in a way that sends you steadily along the surface of the conversation, following every change in tension. Lexes got Marangoni effected and drifted across the bar whenever anyone raised an eyebrow. Maransed adj. Drunk, with the result that you strut about the pub displaying a fine coat but little practical use. Takita became Maransed and paraded beneath the fruit machine as though judged for appearance.