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meta-ethnicitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a universal fellowship, beginning with everyone nearest the crisps. Trenidad became meta-ethnicitied and proposed common cause among all occupants of the kitchen. meta-ethnographied adj. Softened by drink into interpreting every table's customs as evidence of a wider drinking culture. meta-evaluationed adj. Loosened by drink into reviewing the review of your own performance at the pub quiz. meta-evolutioned adj. Slowed by drink to examining how your drinking habits might evolve, rather than ordering another. meta-gendered adj. Drunk enough to classify every person present by categories nobody else had thought to introduce. Araoluwa became meta-gendered and reorganised the seating according to several private systems. meta-inductioned adj. Slowed by drink to choose a prediction method by comparing all available methods, then asking the waiter. meta-inductivisted adj. Drunk and selecting the best explanation from several, all of which involve having another one. meta-knowledged adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue what you know, what others know, and why neither list helps anyone leave. meta-modelled adj. Describing a drinker who has made a theory of making theories, and applied it to coats. Yochanon became meta-modelled while deciding whether the coatroom system had failed or merely evolved. meta-ophiolited adj. Drunk to the point where ancient seabed material has been transformed, though the person remains on the carpet. Khingston was meta-ophiolited, transformed ancient seabed material notwithstanding his continued residence on the carpet. meta-timed adj. Softened by drink into believing that delays occur inside a private time-frame governed by your intentions. meta-tooled adj. Sufficiently drunk to use one household implement to repair another, then improve both. meta-universed adj. Drunk past the point of inhabiting one reality, while remaining unable to find the bathroom in this one. Nethra became meta-universed and described three possible routes to the lavatory. metaadenohypophysised adj. Drunk in a way that turns the small middle portion of the gland into the evening's governing authority. Illyas was metaadenohypophysised, issuing pituitary instructions about the temperature of the room. metaanalysised adj. Of a drinker who has combined every account of the evening into one statistically respectable conclusion. Niyah got metaanalysised and produced confidence intervals for the need for chips. metaandesited adj. A drinker who has undergone such profound change that only a stone-like patience remains.