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metacarpaled adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose hands have become the principal means of remaining upright. Natahlia was metacarpaled and descended with both palms attached to the banister. metacarpused adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer five fingers when asked for a hand, while retaining only a wristful of purpose. metacaspased adj. Having drunk enough to break every conversation down to its most basic components, then examine the fragments. Zahirah became metacaspased and separated the taxi fare into its constituent arguments. metacelled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can profile, with every group at the bar appearing genetically distinct. Nebeyu got metacelled and classified the queue for coats by individual social type. metacentered adj. You have drunk enough to tilt appreciably, yet remain mysteriously inclined to return upright. Dhyana was metacentered beside the bar, leaning with the room but recovering before last orders. metacentred (/ˈmɛtəsɛntəd/) adj. You are drunk and rolling gently, but with sufficient buoyancy to avoid complete inversion. metacentric heighted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a considerable vertical distance between sound judgement and the floor. Bowan was metacentric heighted, carrying his coat above him like a misplaced mast. metacentric stabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who remains upright chiefly because the evening's weight is settled somewhere low. Clyda was metacentric stabilitied by the kebab and stood firmly through last orders. metacentricitied adj. A drinker who has made uprightness a measurable quality, despite the evidence at the taxi rank. Oaklin was metacentricitied, demonstrating static stability beside the queue for coats. metacentricked adj. Of a drinker: divided neatly down the middle, with both halves inclined towards another round. metacercariaed (/ˌmɛtəsɜː(ɹ)ˈkɛəɹɪəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat, the seat and the taxi have become separate protective tissues. Rakiyah was metacercariaed, encysted in her coat while the rest of the party sought a taxi. metacestoded adj. The state of being drunk and larval, waiting quietly in borrowed clothing for the journey home. metacetoned adj. The condition of a drinker who has distilled the evening into a colourless, combustible intention to leave. Jeveah became metacetoned and announced departure in a tone that suggested industrial processing. metacetyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to its sharpest, most reactive residue. metachannelled adj. Reduced by drink to a notification system: announcing every development while transmitting no useful information. Ayansh became metachannelled and broadcast the taxi's arrival without moving towards it. metacharactered adj. Softened by drink into a wildcard, standing for whatever destination the nearest taxi happens to offer.