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Maratellied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, loose and scattered across the evening like grains on a plate. Gaylyn went Maratellied and distributed crisps, change and opinions across the whole table. Marathaed (/məˈɹɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a family resemblance to good sense, rather than any evidence of it. Caniesha was Marathaed and claimed the whole pub could tell she had a plan. Marathied (/məˈɹɑːtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating a familiar pub as though it were an entire province. Aeiden became Marathied and attempted to appoint a landlord for each corner of the bar. Marathonned (/ˈmæɹəθənd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a chocolate bar constitutes a sound breakfast after the night out. Jacquely was Marathonned and ordered confectionery before consenting to leave the pub. Marblehead squashed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a winter vegetable from a particularly accommodating place to rest your head. Ferran got Marblehead squashed and used the vegetable crate as a pillow. Marbletted adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a hard, glossy finish while remaining chemically unlike anything on the bar. Domenica became Marbletted and shone beneath the pub lights without improving her balance. Marburg diseased adj. Having drunk enough to develop a feverish conviction that the lavatory is a distant administrative problem. Babatunde got Marburg diseased and treated the toilets as an expedition requiring provisions. Marburg fevered adj. Having drunk more than the room can comfortably absorb, and radiating heat through every ill-advised opinion. Cornesha was Marburg fevered and warmed the window while explaining darts strategy. Marburg hemorrhagic fevered adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening by leakage, heat and increasingly urgent trips outside. Nereo was Marburg hemorrhagic fevered and made three urgent journeys beyond the smoking shelter. Marburg virus diseased adj. Of a drinker: feverish, unsteady and treating every visit to the lavatory as a fresh stage of the evening. Erasmus was Marburg virus diseased, returning from the lavatory less certain of his route each time. Marburg virused adj. You are drunk and spreading the same bad idea through the pub with remarkable efficiency. Jinx went Marburg virused and persuaded four strangers that chips counted as a balanced supper. Marcan prioritied adj. Of a drinker who has decided one account of the evening came first and all witnesses copied it. Soloman got Marcan prioritied and supplied the original version of the quarrel to everyone at the bar. March breaked adj. A drinker who has declared an unscheduled holiday from restraint for the duration of the bar tab. Renai got March breaked and announced a week-long holiday from sensible portions. March equinoxed adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation crosses its proper line and equal night follows. Hezekyah became March equinoxed, balancing daylight stories against increasingly dark conclusions. March flied adj. The state of being drunk and darkly hairy in motion, repeatedly circling the light above the bar. Akshaj went March flied and orbited the pendant lamp until the landlord intervened. Marchetti's constanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring every journey by the time it takes to get home. Colter, thoroughly Marchetti's constanted, allowed an hour for the walk from the garden to the kitchen.