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metaconjectured adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that explains nearly every receipt, except the expensive one. Anajia was metaconjectured, confident about the evening apart from one unexplained purchase. metaconsensused adj. Drunk since last orders, and in agreement about what happened without agreeing what it meant. Keashia was metaconsensused: everyone accepted the taxi story, though nobody accepted responsibility. metaconstitutionalismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and philosophising about the government of rules not yet written. Mabel was metaconstitutionalismed, debating the proper authority of the morning-after constitution. metaconstitutioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and drafting rules from which tomorrow's rules might eventually be drafted. Trent was metaconstitutioned and proposed procedures for revising the household's procedures. metaconstrainted adj. Still drunk, and imposing a rule upon every rule until none can be followed before coffee. metaconsumered adj. Too drunk to buy anything without first shaping the product, its packaging and the shop's policy. Adalynn was metaconsumered, redesigning the cereal box while standing in the aisle. metaconsumptioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to consume an account of yesterday's consumption instead of attempting breakfast. Markhi was metaconsumptioned, watching reviews of the meal he had eaten the night before. metacontented adj. Having drunk enough to provide commentary on every message, photograph and apology produced overnight. Chayse was metacontented, captioning the receipts and reviewing the captions over tea. metacontexted adj. Having drunk more than the morning can contain, placing each excuse inside a larger excuse. Mellissia was metacontexted, explaining the missed train within the explanation of missing the alarm. metacontiged adj. You have drunk enough to align scattered memories with the same doubtful stretch of the night. Azania was metacontiged, aligning scattered memories with the same doubtful stretch of evening. metacontrasted adj. You are drunk and finding the morning dimmer wherever the neighbouring brightness has increased. Chrishawna was metacontrasted, squinting whenever the kitchen light met the window. metaconuled adj. Drunk enough to make a firm decision about the furthest point of every tooth in the room. Chasetin, thoroughly metaconuled, advised everyone to inspect their molars before leaving. metaconversationed adj. Drunk past the point of discussing conversations instead of having one, and confident that this is progress. Michaella got metaconversationed and reviewed Tajh's account of an earlier argument. metacoracoided adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the two parts of a shoulder, while confidently giving anatomical advice. Amairani became metacoracoided and corrected Dalton's posture beside the bar. metacorpused adj. Drunk in a way that makes the back of the throat seem swollen with additional authority. Masten grew metacorpused and delivered his decision from the far end of the table. metacosmed (/ˈmɛtəˌkɒzəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every argument is confidently placed inside a larger universe of arguments.