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metacoxaed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the conversation backwards and downwards, with considerable momentum. metacrapped adj. Drunk to the extent of producing theories about theories, each less useful than the last. metacratonned adj. Drunk on the strength of old convictions that have been violently rearranged but remain recognisably one's own. metacrawlered adj. Drunk since last orders, and searching several search engines for confirmation of the first result. metacresoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that disinfecting the evening is a practical course of action. metacristided adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every decision from the inward-facing side of a tooth. You became metacristided and rejected the taxi on strictly dental grounds. metacriterioned adj. Still drunk, and choosing between rules by inventing a further rule on the spot. metacriticismed adj. Too drunk to accept criticism without immediately reviewing the quality of the criticism. metacritiqued adj. Sufficiently drunk to improve a critique by criticising the person who wrote it. Waylon got metacritiqued and rejected the review for inadequate reviewing. metacroleined adj. Having drunk enough to heat an ordinary irritation into a sticky, caustic version of itself. Chinonye became metacroleined and turned a minor complaint into a permanent policy. metacromioned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and projecting backwards into other people's decisions. metacrystaled adj. You are drunk and have recrystallised into a larger, harder version of your original opinion. Lasheen became metacrystaled and refused to soften the plan after midnight. metacrysted adj. You have drunk enough to become a conspicuous crystal in someone else's geological account of the night. Esteline was metacrysted, certain the taxi queue had formed around her importance. metacubed adj. Of a drinker: confidently navigating a parallel system in which every route requires several more directions. metacultured adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken universal customs for personal instructions and is applying them all at once. metacurrencied adj. Describing a drinker who spends confidence as though it were a resource, without anything changing hands.