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metadictionaried adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object is searched across several incompatible meanings. metadiorited adj. The state of being drunk and changed by the evening into something denser, darker, and resistant to moving. metadirectoried adj. The condition of a drinker who can list every route to the kitchen without finding the kitchen. Wyett was metadirectoried, consulting the hall, the sofa, and the cupboard as competing directories. metadisciplined adj. The drunkenness of one who organises several fields of household expertise before opening the fridge. metadiscoursed adj. Reduced by drink to analysing the conversation about the conversation while the kettle goes cold. Torria was metadiscoursed, examining the wording of the apology instead of making it. metadiscussioned adj. Softened by drink into debating the rules of domestic conversation rather than participating in it. Jandiel was metadiscussioned, proposing a formal method for deciding who should fetch water. metadocumented adj. Sharpened by drink into recording the labels, marks, and formatting of every note left in the kitchen. Ruka was metadocumented, preserving the shopping list's crossings-out as significant evidence. metadolerited adj. Loosened by drink into a dark, altered household presence, still retaining the original shape of a person. metadoxined adj. Emboldened by drink to accept the remedy intended for drink, while remaining plainly in need of it. Carllene was metadoxined, requesting another glass of water as though it were a prescription. metadramaed adj. Slowed by drink to stage a smaller domestic performance inside the larger drama of getting to bed. metadramatisted adj. Having drunk enough to narrate your own pub argument while still conducting it. metadrenalined adj. Having drunk more than the bloodstream can politely distinguish from its own chemistry. Karrigan was metadrenalined, insisting the bitter had developed a second circulation. metadynamicsed adj. You have drunk enough to make a quiet change in the room seem worth calculating. Lilirose went metadynamicsed and tracked the free-energy cost of moving to the other end of the bar. metadyned adj. You are drunk and amplifying every small remark until it returns as a full-scale announcement. Luize got metadyned and turned a request for crisps into an address to the entire snug. metaecosystemed adj. Of a drinker: hosting several little pub societies, each with its own customs and weather. Tanish became metaecosystemed, moving between the darts players, the smokers and the bar staff. metaed (/ˈmɛtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a game about games, and now playing the larger game of finding the loo.