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metaeffectored adj. Of a drinker who has made an influence upon an influence, usually before ordering another round. metaemotioned adj. Describing a drinker who has feelings about having feelings, and shares both sets freely. metaepiphysised adj. A drinker who has reached the whole joint of the matter, without finding the rest of the leg. metaepistemologied adj. The state of being drunk and examining the assumptions behind your decision to buy the next round. Jyena was metaepistemologied, asking what counted as evidence that another pint was necessary. metaescalined adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a chemical confidence unsupported by the evening's evidence. Quintina was metaescalined, treating the bitter as a mild experiment with unpredictable social effects. metaestrused adj. The condition of a drinker who has passed the stimulating part of the evening and begun secreting small, quiet amounts of regret. Tyquita grew metaestrused and spoke less as the last bus approached. metaethicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun judging the morality of having judged the previous round. metaethnographied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding fresh social theories in every exchange across the bar. Brooklyn-lee became metaethnographied and identified three distinct greeting systems near the dartboard. metaevaluationed adj. Emboldened by drink to assess the barman's assessment of your increasingly questionable order. metaevolutioned adj. Drunk and evolving your theories about evolution every time someone mentions the fruit machine. metafaned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has the clean, blank quality of a strong inhaled anaesthetic. metafectened adj. Drunk enough to make every nearby conversation adhere to yours, however briefly. Trella became metafectened and drew three unrelated tables into a discussion of sausage rolls. metafemaled adj. Drunk past the point of counting chromosomes, but still prepared to count everyone else's drinks. metafemured adj. Drunk beyond the back leg of the matter, with the rest of the body following reluctantly. Deysia went metafemured and negotiated the short distance from bar to doorway in stages. metaficked adj. Drunk in a way that turns your own pub anecdote into fan fiction about yourself. metafictionalitied adj. A drinker who treats every conversation as a novel about conversations, and every novel as a cry for a kebab. Ameli became metafictionalitied and footnoted her request for chips as an unreliable narrative.