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metafictioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening keeps drawing attention to itself as a story. Asharna got metafictioned and paused mid-toast to discuss how well the scene was progressing. metafictionisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence contains its own authorial commentary, usually concerning the bill. metafiled adj. The state of being drunk and able to contain several incompatible kinds of data, chiefly receipts and crisps. Inayaa was metafiled, carrying receipts, crisps and a mysterious programme in one coat pocket. metafilmed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a thin, protective layer and now reflects the bar's lighting. Keshyra was metafilmed, shining faintly beneath the pub's least flattering fluorescent tube. metaflammationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a metabolic grievance, expressed chiefly through requesting toast. Asyah, metaflammationed, treated the snack menu as a clinical intervention. metaflexided adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every minor dental prominence as an administrative matter. Kallea was metaflexided and inspected a walnut as though it required dental classification. metaflexused adj. Softened by drink into a forward dental arrangement, then sent carefully towards the last sausage roll. Nateesha became metaflexused and advanced upon the buffet with uncertain anatomical purpose. metafluxomicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every change in bodily energy, particularly after climbing the stairs. metafolded adj. Loosened by drink into several related creases, all of which lead eventually to the sofa. metaformaldehyded adj. Emboldened by drink to assemble three small molecules into one formidable request for chips. Shawhin was metaformaldehyded, assembling three small molecules into one formidable request for chips. metafossetted adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting the enclosed hollows of a tooth when a bed would suffice. Nichalos was metafossetted and spent ten minutes explaining a tooth's small depression to the taxi driver. metafossettided adj. Drunk and searching the side of every object for a small enclosed depression. metaframeworked adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation requires a framework, and every framework requires the bathroom. metafunctioned adj. Drunk enough to call every other function in the programme, including the one responsible for going home. metafunnelled adj. Drunk past the point of analysing evidence, and now arranging the empty glasses into a persuasive shape. Osten was metafunnelled and arranged the empty glasses into a plot with an alarming downward slope. metafurcaed adj. Drunk beyond the point of locating the relevant fork, whether anatomical or placed beside the plate. Terrial was metafurcaed, unable to locate either the anatomical fork or the one beside the plate.