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metagabbroed adj. Drunk in a way that has metamorphosed solid judgment into a dark, coarse material beside the sink. Amai was metagabbroed and left her sound judgement beside the sink in a rather solid form. metagalaxied adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's tables become an organised universe and the crisps its distant outskirts. Kishauna became metagalaxied and assigned every table a place in the evening's expanding universe. metagallated adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a salt, preserving nothing except an appetite for chips. Rejino was metagallated and treated the salt cellar as evidence of a larger chemical destiny. metagallic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a poorly characterised polymer, chiefly noticeable when attempting to leave the booth. Faelan was metagallic acided and formed a poorly characterised mass beside the pub's booth. metagamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the choice of kebab as a contest about contests. Danaisha was metagamed and turned selecting a kebab into a referendum on all previous meals. metagamered adj. Drunk by the third round, and playing the evening around the evening rather than participating in it. metagaminged adj. Drunk by closing time, and playing a game about the game of getting home. Gunda was metagaminged at closing time, debating the optimal strategy for playing a game about getting home. metagastered adj. Still drunk, and possessed of a second permanent route through the evening, ending near the breakfast counter. Esmae-rose was metagastered and discovered a permanent second route from the sofa to the toast. metagastrulaed adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining, to everyone present, why the evening has divided differently from expectation. Micaih became metagastrulaed and lectured the table on the proper order of events. metaged adj. Loosened by drink into measuring the room in coal, while fellow guests waited for the arithmetic to end. Merleen was metaged across the dining room, measuring it in coal while supper cooled. metageed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer every companion a portion of a stew that exists only in conversation. metagelatined adj. Drunk and remaining fluid through every attempt by companions to settle him in one chair. Zaydien became metagelatined and migrated between four chairs during the toast. metagelatinned adj. Drunk to the point where every firm social arrangement becomes fluid before the evening is over. Sahib grew metagelatinned and changed seats whenever anyone addressed him directly. metagendered adj. Drunk past the point of allowing ordinary categories to survive a conversation with you. Alexeya grew metagendered and made the whole table reconsider its labels over pudding. metagened adj. Drunk beyond individual grievances, expressing the room's collective mood with unsettling accuracy. metagenesised (/ˌmɛtəˈd͡ʒɛnəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that alternates between sociability and withdrawal, often within the same round. Robyn became metagenesised, joining the singing before retreating beneath the coat rack.