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Marchflied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the pub lights for a seasonal swarm and keeps returning to them. Teigen became Marchflied and made repeated circuits of the lampshade after the final round. Marcionismed (/ˈmɑːʃənɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the evening has a lower deity responsible for its paperwork. Adena was Marcionismed, blaming the coat-check attendant for the existence of her umbrella. Marcionisted adj. Too drunk to reconcile the receipt, the barman, and the morning after. Elsa-mae was Marcionisted and filed the receipt under matters beyond reconciliation. Marcionited adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the universe into a good explanation and everything else. Alecia became Marcionited and assigned the missing coat to an inferior principle. Marcionitismed adj. Still drunk, and treating last night's doctrine as an adequate explanation for this morning's headache. Traice arrived Marcionitismed and attributed the headache to a lesser power. Marco Polo sheeped adj. You are drunk and ascending heroically, provided the staircase has no more than three steps. Alexender was Marco Polo sheeped and climbed the two steps to the patio with expeditionary gravity. Marco Poloed (/ˈmɑɹkoʊ ˈpoʊloʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to travel magnificently, though only as far as the lavatory. Elisiah got Marco Poloed and returned from the lavatory as though reporting from Cathay. Marcobrunnered adj. Of a drinker: refined at first impression, then lying quietly beneath the table. Morriss was Marcobrunnered, elegant in the doorway and horizontal by the pudding. Marcomannied adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a small invading force for the purpose of finding the crisps. Laporche was Marcomannied and led a silent advance upon the kitchen cupboards. Marconi rigged adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged every loose item into an elaborate but ineffective support system. Annley was Marconi rigged, using two chairs and a coat stand to remain upright. Marconismed adj. A drinker who broadcasts the evening indiscriminately, with no receiving station in evidence. Emmasue was Marconismed and transmitted the same anecdote across the entire supper table. Marcosianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present appears to possess a private explanation of reality. Keree was Marcosianed and offered each guest a different account of the missing pudding. Marcus Gunn phenomenonned adj. The state of being drunk and making two unrelated limbs perform the same small, useless movement. Alyzee was Marcus Gunn phenomenonned, waving one hand whenever the other reached for a glass. Marcus Gunn pupilled adj. The condition of a drinker who constricts briefly under scrutiny, then returns to staring at the bright thing. Ruairidh was Marcus Gunn pupilled, blinking at the torch and then at the pudding. Marcuseaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has found liberation in the proposition that the round should continue. Grahm was Marcuseaned and declared the next round an emancipation from practical constraints. Marcusianed adj. Reduced by drink to a critic of the evening, with the minibar as the sole institution under review. Jakylin was Marcusianed and delivered a critique of the pub's seating arrangements.