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metahistorical romanced adj. You are drunk and narrating the evening as though it were a revisionist historical novel. metahistoried adj. Of a drinker: treating the history of the evening as a subject requiring its own history. metahohmannited adj. Of a drinker who has turned orange, mineral and only partly present. Eliya was metahohmannited and sat glowing near the radiator. metahumanned adj. Describing a drinker who has exceeded ordinary human judgement without acquiring any replacement. metaidoioplastied adj. You have drunk enough to enhance a modest impulse into a fully equipped claim of authority. Giustina got metaidoioplastied and volunteered to redesign the pub's entire lavatory system. metainflammationed adj. A drinker who has begun an inflammatory cascade leading to several metabolic difficulties. Arleena was metainflammationed and argued with the menu about its nutritional balance. metainformationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the information about each conversation becomes the conversation. Deric was metainformationed and discussed who had heard the earlier discussion. metaiodobenzylguanidined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically elaborate without becoming more coherent. Antoni was metaiodobenzylguanidined and gave the taxi driver a lengthy molecular account. metajoked adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the conventions of joking into the joke itself. Tyon was metajoked and explained why his remark technically counted as humour. metakahlerited adj. Drunk since last orders, and yellow, mineral-still, and unable to keep the arsenic out of conversation. metakaolinited adj. Drunk by closing time, and metamorphosed into a version of yourself with the original coordination missing. metakaolinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and dehydrated into a brittle composure that does not survive the stairs. metaked adj. Still drunk, and tall, slender, and swaying like bamboo in a draught. Imdad remained metaked on the stairs, using the wall as an unplanned handrail. metakinesised adj. Too drunk to keep the head and body moving as a single articulated structure. Nimmy became metakinesised halfway upstairs and turned the landing into a negotiation. metakinetismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let the skull make its own arrangements with the neck. metakirchheimerited adj. Having drunk enough to turn pale, crystalline, and distinctly unhelpful on a staircase.