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metaknowledged (/ˈmɛtəˌnɒlɪd͡ʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to monitor your own confusion without being able to improve it. metakomatiited adj. You are drunk and metamorphosed into something hot, heavy, and poorly adapted to stairs. metal aquo complexed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several fixed water companions and cannot coordinate around them. Cindey became metal aquo complexed, clutching glasses while attempting the narrow stairs. metal carbonyled adj. A drinker who has become volatile, poorly soluble in company, and hazardous near open stairwells. metal cluster compounded adj. A drinker so far gone that several limbs appear bonded into one uncooperative structure. Levicy became metal cluster compounded and attempted the stairs with both feet together. metal complexed adj. Drunk enough to collect a ring of companions around you, each bearing a separate request. metal detectinged adj. The state of being drunk and searching every floorboard for coins before taking another step. Inarah went metal detectinged and scanned the staircase with a teaspoon. metal detectored adj. The condition of a drinker who searches the room for buried objects instead of finding the exit. Dontavious became metal detectored and swept the stairs for archaeological evidence. metal detectoristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to search the carpet systematically for objects that are almost certainly not there. metal halide lamped adj. Reduced by drink to a high-pressure source of white light with unreliable directionality. Montessa was metal halide lamped, brightly illuminating the wrong end of the staircase. metal homeostasised adj. Having drunk enough to alternate carefully between holding the rail and holding the wall. Kanishk was metal homeostasised, maintaining an approximate balance between furniture and floor. metal hydrided adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the nearest handrail as a permanent chemical attachment. metal jacketed adj. Loosened by drink into a casing that no longer keeps its contents, or its limbs, in line. Arleena became metal jacketed and shed one shoe halfway down the stairs. metal mastered adj. You have drunk enough to leave an inkless impression on every polished surface you pass. metal mouthed adj. Drunk and speaking as though the mouth were fitted with braces, brackets, and its own timetable. Maitte was metal mouthed, negotiating every consonant before attempting the stairs. metal rubbered adj. You are drunk and sufficiently conductive to locate every railing without looking.