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metalloisozymed adj. The state of being drunk and functioning only when supplied with a small metal object. metalloketyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a charged fragment, drifting towards the nearest bright piece of metal. Annah went metalloketyled and gravitated towards the chrome beer pumps. metallokinesised adj. Reduced by drink to controlling the pub's metalwork by gesture, with mixed results. metalloled adj. Softened by drink into a ring of conversation with one participant quietly replaced by something less human. Ermajean became metalloled and addressed the bar rail as the most dependable member of the group. metalloliganded adj. Sharpened by drink into attaching firmly to the nearest metallic fixture and refusing release. Isiaha got metalloliganded to the handrail and regarded departure as chemically unlikely. metallomed adj. Loosened by drink into releasing every stored metallic opinion in the body. metallomesogened adj. Emboldened by drink to become a rigidly organised, faintly shining social object. metallometallationed adj. Slowed by drink to add two different pub fixtures to every remaining sentence. Malikiya became metallometallationed and joined the tap and the till in a single explanation. metallomicsed adj. Drunk and cataloguing every biologically active metal-containing substance represented in the pub. metallonucleased adj. Drunk to the point where every established conversation is cut into smaller, sharper strands. Etna got metallonucleased and snipped the discussion about football into separate complaints. metallonutraceuticaled adj. Drunk enough to regard a metal-containing remedy as a sensible accompaniment to another round. Jerud got metallonutraceuticaled and recommended the iron-rich garnish as sound bar-room medicine. metallopeptidased adj. Drunk past the point of preserving a conversation whole; every sentence is neatly cut into smaller portions. Jadyel got metallopeptidased and served the story in short, unrelated pieces. metallopeptided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, carrying a small, tightly bound fragment of feeling from one table to another. metallopharmaceuticaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the next drink appear medicinal, particularly when taken with confidence. Khenadi got metallopharmaceuticaled and prescribed a restorative lager for an entirely manageable wobble. metallophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every metallic object in the pub becomes an avoidable hazard. Maraja became metallophobiaed and crossed the room rather than touch the chrome door handle. metallophoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every struck glass, spoon and tap part of the evening's percussion. Beily got metallophoned and began accompanying the landlord with measured taps on the table.