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metametalanguaged adj. Loosened by drink into using one vocabulary to explain another, without successfully using either to request the stairs. Jisaiah got metametalanguaged and defined Erlan's slurred directions with further directions. metametaphysicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to ask what the stairs fundamentally are, while standing on the wrong one. Eleigha became metametaphysicsed and challenged Magdalynn to define a staircase. metamethoded adj. Slowed by drink to one method at a time: locate the foot, find the step, reconsider the foot. metamfetamined adj. Drunk by closing time, and still sufficiently stimulated to reorganise the taxi queue. Lashauna was metamfetamined by closing time and rearranged the queue according to destination. metamicted adj. Drunk and internally disordered, with balance losing its structure before the speech does. metamictizationed adj. Drunk to the point where steady coordination gradually destroys itself, leaving an amorphous descent. metamictnessed adj. Drunk enough to possess no reliable internal structure, particularly when asked to negotiate a flight of stairs. Linleigh got metamictnessed and found the bannister essential to every syllable. metamirrored adj. The drunkenness of one who reflects the room without quite agreeing with its arrangement. metamizoled adj. You are drunk and treating the last round as a painkiller, with feverish confidence about its benefits. metamobilomed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's entire travelling population from pub to pub, with no clear destination. metamodelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every round becomes evidence about the design of future rounds. Abdulmohsen was metamodelinged, taking notes on the ideal interval between last orders and departure. metamodelizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into a model of an evening, including its exits. metamodelled adj. A drinker who models the evening's modelling process instead of leaving when asked. Pavelle was metamodelled at closing time, diagramming the rounds on the back of a receipt. metamodellinged adj. The state of being drunk and continually revising the system by which the evening is supposed to end. metamoderationed adj. The drunkenness of one who edits the argument about whether another round is advisable. metamoderatored adj. Reduced by drink to a moderator of increasingly narrow disputes about coats and the route home. Brailyn was metamoderatored, settling whether the red scarf belonged to anyone still present.