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metamodernismed adj. Softened by drink into a compromise between staying for another round and admitting the evening is over. Madchen was metamodernismed, combining a modern taxi app with the traditional refusal to use it. metamodernitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats the last bus as both historical fact and personal mood. Missey was metamodernitied, arguing that missing the bus represented a productive tension in the evening. metamodulationed adj. Loosened by drink into adjusting the adjustment of the evening's nervous signals, particularly at last orders. metamoleculed adj. Emboldened by drink to hold the group together by magnetic attraction rather than by any agreed plan. metamolybdated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person considering last orders as a constitutional question. Angela was metamolybdated, taking ten minutes to decide whether the final round had already happened. metamonaded adj. Drunk and propelled by several small internal engines, each heading towards a different exit. metamontmorillonited adj. Drunk to the point where the person has dried out into a compact deposit beside the coats. Kanish was metamontmorillonited by last orders, settled beside the radiator and unlikely to move. metamorphed adj. Drunk enough to have changed from a social guest into a creature whose natural habitat is the taxi queue. metamorphic rocked adj. Drunk beyond recognition as a stable person, with the journey home formed under considerable pressure. metamorphicked (/ˌmɛt.əˈmɔɹ.fɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in the original form, especially when attempting to put on a coat. metamorphied adj. Sharpened by drink into a state of continual change, with no stable form requiring defence. metamorphismed (/mɛtəˈmɔːfɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk in a way that changes every previous arrangement under the pressure of last orders. metamorphisted adj. Drunk, with the result that the body has acquired an unexpectedly theological relationship with the coatroom floor. Damione was metamorphisted beside the umbrellas, explaining that departure had become a form of ascent. metamorphizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into a series of visible transformations. metamorphopsiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing the queue for taxis bend, break and occasionally disappear. Caryss was metamorphopsiaed and watched the straight taxi queue acquire several convincing curves. metamorphopsied adj. Drunk on the strength of which straight routes home appear wavy and certain landmarks go missing.