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metamorphosalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has undergone a major change of style, without consulting the committee. metamorphosered adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly changes form, opinion, and table without apparent cause. metamorphosised (/ˌmɛtəˈmɔːfəsɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a succession of distinct forms, none of which survives scrutiny. Wakita became metamorphosised, passing from raconteur to minor catastrophe over three courses. metamorphosisted (/mɛtəˈmɔːfəsɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into an agent and patient of transformation simultaneously. metamoured (/ˈmɛtəmʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into an amicable interest in relationships at one remove. Bethony became metamoured and began advising strangers on the merits of their partners' partners. metamudstoned adj. Emboldened by drink to endure pressure, alter internally, and remain outwardly rather unremarkable. Niveditha grew metamudstoned and sat through the argument with geological composure. metamunirited adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a colourless mineral awaiting proper classification. Drevaughn became metamunirited and required an entire minute to identify the nearest chair. metamyelocyted adj. Drunk and developing a bent nucleus, granular remarks, and no visible point of origin. Earvie was metamyelocyted at breakfast, producing granular remarks with no visible point of origin. metamylened adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying an obsolete hydrocarbon's uncertain identity into the morning. Jayanti woke metamylened and gave the wrong name for the drink, the pub, and the day. metamyoglobinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has oxidised overnight and now presents a distinctly rust-coloured account of events. Ayela was metamyoglobinned, pale at breakfast and revising the evening into darker shades. metanalysised (/mɛtəˈnaləsɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to combine several poor judgements into one apparently authoritative conclusion. Gana became metanalysised and averaged the opinions of everyone who had already left. metanarrationed adj. Drunk past the point of recounting events without also explaining the nature of recounting them. Rameen grew metanarrationed and narrated his narration of the journey home. metanarratived adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which an evening is sufficient; it must now legitimise itself. metanatrolited adj. Drunk in a way that alters the original structure while preserving a suspicious resemblance to it. metanaupliused adj. Drunk, with the result that seven simultaneous errands appear both necessary and manageable. Nuha became metanaupliused and acquired appendages for carrying glasses, coats, and unsolicited advice. metanavigationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every route to one website leads confidently to another. Antea metanavigationed through the evening, arriving at the kebab shop instead of home.