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metandienoned adj. Drunk enough to assume an alternative spelling constitutes an alternative identity. metanephridiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a vasiform arrangement for disposing of evidence. Jasreet became metanephridiumed and located the facilities with remarkable anatomical purpose. metanephrined adj. Drunk on the strength of a biochemical by-product, and behaving as though the laboratory had authorised it. Castoria was metanephrined, chemically excitable and unwilling to accept ordinary explanations. metanephronned adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on the rearmost reserve of one's internal apparatus. metanephrosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the posterior pair of one's remaining resources. metanetworked adj. Drunk by closing time, and connecting several lesser confusions into one comprehensive system. Stephenmichael was metanetworked, linking the lost coat to every unrelated event since supper. metaniaed adj. Still drunk, and inclined to prostrate oneself before any sufficiently polished surface. Lansing was metaniaed and bowed solemnly to the mirrored wall. metanoded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a collection of smaller problems from one respectable abstraction. Tannika was metanoded, treating the missing coat, taxi and wallet as one respectable problem. metanoeted (/ˌmɛtənəʊˈiːtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a change of mind for a philosophical conversion. Avishai grew metanoeted and renounced his earlier opinion with ceremonial seriousness. metanoiaed (/ˌmɛtəˈnɔɪəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to undergo a fundamental change of mind, usually concerning departure. Nargis became metanoiaed and reversed her decision to leave every seven minutes. metanopironed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a morning-after remedy whose name nobody can pronounce. metanorited adj. Drunk and altered by the night into a harder, darker version of yourself by breakfast. metanormed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary rules no longer commute, especially before coffee. metanotumed adj. Drunk enough to present only the broad, raised back of yourself to the morning. Jailani sat metanotumed at the kitchen table, offering his back to every question. metantimonated adj. Drunk past the point of dissolving politely, leaving a residue of the previous evening by breakfast. Jephte was metantimonated, with a white residue of regret around every explanation. metanymed (/ˈmɛtənɪmd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting the proper name for anything, and rejecting each one on arrival. Kindall was metanymed by breakfast, refusing names that had already been used elsewhere.