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metaobjected adj. Drunk in a way that makes you create, describe and rearrange the objects responsible for your hangover. metaoidioplastied adj. You are drunk and have enlarged a passing thought until it appears to possess a practical function. metaontologied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's question is what sort of thing a hangover is. metaoperatored adj. Drunk to a degree that combines every available instruction into one regrettable morning operation. metaophiolited adj. Drunk enough to become a metamorphosed remnant of oceanic crust, chiefly awaiting a lift home. Francyne sat metaophiolited beneath the stairs, geological and unwilling to discuss transport. metaordered adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking one large morning decision into smaller, less alarming commitments. metaorganismed adj. Drunk on the strength of the whole household ecosystem, including its microbes and its complaints. Marylise woke metaorganismed, treating the kitchen, its bacteria and its occupants as one system. metapackaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and now containing no useful function except installing further requirements. metaparabled adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining one moral tale through another until breakfast goes cold. Tationna was metaparabled, using the story of the lost keys to explain the story of the lost evening. metaparametered adj. Drunk by closing time, and adjusting one small morning variable to control every other decision. Battista was metaparametered, changing the tea strength in hopes of governing the entire day. metaparapteronned adj. Still drunk, and reduced by breakfast to one small supporting plate beneath the main structure of the body. Caesar remained metaparapteronned, propped against the counter by a single determined elbow. metapathed adj. Too drunk to follow the route from last night's drink to this morning's headache. Sigfred was metapathed, tracing the headache through several metabolic detours and finding no exit. metapatterned adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a repeating arrangement in the bottles, the receipts and the missing hours. Mister was metapatterned by breakfast, arranging the empties into a map of the evening. metapectic acided adj. Having drunk enough to become a dubious extract of yesterday, thickening as the morning progresses. Azeneth was metapectic acided by breakfast, soft, sour and obtained from fruitless recollection. metapectinned adj. Having drunk more than the fruit could reasonably bear, and now softening into an overripe morning. metapedianed adj. You have drunk enough to manage the discussion about the evening while contributing nothing to its content. Oleksandra got metapedianed and spent breakfast mediating disputes about who had ordered what.