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metaphysicked
adj.
The state of being drunk and questioning whether the glass of water exists independently of you.
metaphysiologied
adj.
Slowed by drink to considering the mind and life while sitting beside the kitchen sink.
metaphysised
adj.
Drunk and growing, developmentally, towards the sofa's upper limit.
metaphysitianed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an exacting examiner of the glass of water's existence.
metaphyted
(/ˈmɛtəfʌɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where you behave like a multicellular plant beside the water glass.
metaphytonned
adj.
Drunk enough to trail filamentously from the sofa towards the kitchen.
Stellaluna was
metaphytonned
, extending in a thin line from the sofa to the sink.
metapipelined
adj.
Drunk past the point of doing household tasks in nested parallelism, none of them completing.
metapipelininged
adj.
Of a drinker: running one pub conversation through another before either has reached the bar.
metaplasiaed
adj.
Of a drinker who has changed from quiet regular to loud raconteur between two rounds.
Count went
metaplasiaed
after the second pint and began addressing the whole saloon.
metaplasised
adj.
Describing a drinker who has turned every ordinary word into a local expression after drink.
metaplasmed
adj.
A drinker who alters the sounds of every order until the barmaid must translate.
Baylin became
metaplasmed
and requested a pint in three incompatible pronunciations.
metaplasted
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every name has acquired several forms before reaching the table.
Dari was
metaplasted
and addressed the landlord by four different versions of his name.
metaplastic carcinomaed
adj.
The state of being drunk and displaying several distinct personalities across the same round.
metaplasticitied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who changes conversational habits whenever the company changes.
metaplayed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who stages the evening as though aware of being watched.
Virge got
metaplayed
and performed ordering a stout for the benefit of the entire bar.
metapleured
adj.
Reduced by drink to a narrow fold between the front of the bar and the side of the room.
Gobel ended up
metapleured
, folded neatly between the bar rail and a coat stand.
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