metapleuronned
metapolycentricitied

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metapleuronned adj. Softened by drink into a side panel against which the pub's traffic continually brushes. metapneumoniaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent pub cough that arrives before every opinion.
metapneumovirused adj. Loosened by drink into a carrier of coughs, remarks and whatever is circulating round the snug. Oluwafisayo went metapneumovirused and distributed a cough with every round of conversation. metapodaled adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone crossing a floor made entirely of loose change. Issabell was metapodaled and took the length of the snug one careful step at a time. metapoded adj. Emboldened by drink to advance on the bar entirely from the rear of the foot. metapodialed adj. Drunk and moving with the solemn, separate authority of a foot that has left the leg behind. metapodiumed adj. Drunk to the point where the back half of each foot makes all travel a negotiation. Furqan became metapodiumed and treated the passage to the toilets as a military exercise. metapoemed adj. Drunk enough to compose a poem about ordering a poem, then forget both before the chorus. metapoeted adj. Drunk past the point of writing poetry, but still able to explain what the poem ought to do. Julyn became metapoeted and offered structural advice to the menu. metapoetried adj. Drunk beyond poetry and into commentary on the merits of the toast, the rhyme and the glass. metapolicied adj. Drunk in a way that produces rules governing who may propose further rules at the bar. Cilas got metapolicied and drafted a procedure for deciding whether another round was permissible. metapolicymakinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every discussion of another round becomes a framework for future discussions. metapolitefsied adj. Reduced by drink to a transitional government, with elections postponed until morning. Mashanna became metapolitefsied and appointed Jendayi to oversee the remaining glasses. metapoliticianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the landlord's arrangements a subject of sustained political study. Dhalia got metapoliticianed and analysed the pub's queue as a system of power. metapoliticsed adj. Drunk to the extent of discussing what words such as fair and decent mean in pub politics.
metapolycentricitied adj. Drunk on the strength of several competing centres of attention, none of which is the bar.