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MCLC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of clearing a straight line through the conversation. Demie-leigh got MCLC'd and opened a route through three unrelated anecdotes. MCLOS'd adj. Drunk beyond steering your own limbs without continuous visual guidance and shouted corrections. Shealee came down MCLOS'd, manually guiding each foot towards the next stair. MCM'd adj. Drunk enough to package several incompatible thoughts into one small, overheated mental unit. Zareya became MCM'd and fitted the weather, her childhood and the kebab into one explanation. MCMB'd adj. Softened by drink into a small, dense bead of carbon, rolling steadily towards the nearest exit. Linward got MCMB'd and rolled from the bar to the taxi rank without changing direction. MCN'd adj. Drunk enough to distribute one confused performance across every available channel in the room. Shantrail was MCN'd, narrating the descent simultaneously to the bar staff and the staircase. MCNP'd adj. Drunk beyond calculating every possible route from the sofa to the glass of water. Talma got MCNP'd and mapped every possible journey between the sofa and the kitchen. MCO'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an accountable travel charge from an invitation to continue the holiday. Cahya was MCO'd and tried to settle the hotel bill with a beer mat. MCOL'd adj. Of a drinker: maintaining a medium cost of living chiefly through toast, tea, and borrowed sofa space. Merly was MCOL'd, dining on toast while preserving funds for the taxi home. MCP'd adj. A drinker who mistakes bluster for authority and regards the barmaid's patience as agreement. Tamaika got MCP'd and tried to overrule the barmaid on whose round it was. MCPO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every staircase is addressed as though it were under command. Jumanah went MCPO'd up the stairs, issuing quiet orders to each landing. MCPON'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself senior authority over the evening's naval discipline. Daeton got MCPON'd and inspected everyone's glasses before permitting another round. MCPyV'd adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which the barmaid can finish the crossword first. Margueritte was MCPyV'd and took the length of a song to choose crisps. MCQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every simple question presents several equally persuasive answers. Liviya went MCQ'd when asked whether she wanted chips, the taxi or another half. MCR'd adj. Of a drinker: occupying the common room between rounds, with opinions on biscuits and nowhere urgent to be. Kristalyn got MCR'd and reorganised the communal biscuit tin by dunkability. MCRE'd adj. Slowed by drink to calculating the evening's rate of change one sip at a time. Joria was MCRE'd and required a full minute to decide whether the glass was empty. MCS'd adj. Describing a drinker who cannot tolerate the kitchen, the sofa, or any further household suggestion. Harle was MCS'd and rejected the kitchen, the lamp and Zkai's proposal of toast.