Marie Jeanned
Marine Corpsed

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Marie Jeanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating one bottle as a reasonable personal measure. Devrin arrived Marie Jeanned, carrying a glass which seemed unnecessarily small. Marie Rose sauced adj. The condition of a drinker who combines two incompatible instincts and serves both with seafood. Sharman was Marie Rose sauced and put mayonnaise on the prawns before anyone asked.
Marie biscuited adj. Reduced by drink to a mildly sweet, plainly flavoured state, and liable to crumble in tea. Likhita was Marie biscuited and softened noticeably beside the teacups. Marie's diseased adj. Softened by drink into a person whose proportions have become quietly impractical. Meganne was Marie's diseased and found the ordinary chair unexpectedly inadequate. Maried adj. Softened by drink into a loose gathering of people, with no clear account of who invited whom. Tige became Maried and absorbed three passing acquaintances into Shawntale's quiet supper. Marielitoed adj. Loosened by drink into a person making an unplanned arrival wherever there is room. Huyen was Marielitoed and appeared at the other end of the party without explanation. Marielled adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who has arrived with a boatload of opinions. Nouci was Marielled and entered the conversation as though newly landed. Marienbadismed adj. Emboldened by drink to describe the evening so that nobody can establish what happened. Sheonagh was Marienbadismed and gave three incompatible accounts of leaving the pub. Marigolded adj. Slowed by drink to the careful speed of someone cleaning a surface that is already clean. Delee was Marigolded and polished the bar in one patient square. Marillier shotted adj. Drunk and scooping at the contents of the room with quiet, inaccurate determination. Maurielle was Marillier shotted and gathered peanuts with a glass. Marilyn Monroed adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary attention for a small amount of glamour. Lj was Marilyn Monroed and accepted compliments from the coat stand. Marilyned (/ˈmɛɚ.ɪ.lɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the hill home acquires considerable relative height. Bower was Marilyned and regarded the short walk uphill with formal respect. Marimekko charted adj. Drunk past the point of separating the evening into orderly, comparable sections. Mojtaba was Marimekko charted and described the party as several coloured blocks. Marin Miwoked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a county line has any practical significance. Brisny was Marin Miwoked and placed the entire journey somewhere near California. Marinded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every doorway seem available and every direction provisional. Hy was Marinded and considered each open doorway a reasonable destination.
Marine Corpsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has organised the departing party into ranks and advanced upon the last taxi. Ayanne was Marine Corpsed by closing time and assigned everyone a coat before departure.