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metaruled adj. You are drunk and making rules about when other rules apply. Skyler became metaruled and announced a policy for exceptions to the seating policy. metasaccharinic acided adj. Of a drinker: chemically complicated, sweetly inclined, and liable to rearrange under pressure. metasampled adj. Of a drinker who has been selected as representative of several smaller samples of poor judgement. Jamorie was metasampled, apparently representing the table’s various approaches to another round. metasandstoned adj. Describing a drinker who has been changed by pressure, but retains a recognisable grain. Berl was metasandstoned by closing time, altered in structure but still quite familiar. metaschemaed adj. A drinker who has begun arranging the arrangements behind everyone else’s arrangements. metaschoderited adj. A drinker so far gone that yellow-orange mineral distinctions seem worth preserving. Cassee was metaschoderited and sorted the crisps by an imagined mineral colour. metaschoepited adj. The state of being drunk and orthorhombically certain that the room contains uranium. Briggette was metaschoepited and inspected the bathroom tiles for evidence of uranium. metascienced adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun applying scientific method to science itself. Chiam was metascienced and proposed measuring the efficiency of the group’s conversation. metascientisted adj. The drunkenness of one who studies the study of science instead of conducting any. metascutellumed adj. Reduced by drink to the hindmost, least operational portion of the evening. metascutumed adj. Softened by drink into the rear section of proceedings, with little forward purpose. Deonate was metascutumed and settled behind the coat stand without protest. metasearch engined adj. Loosened by drink into a system displaying several answers simultaneously, none especially decisive. Alysia was metasearch engined, presenting the room’s opinions together without ranking them. metasearched adj. Sharpened by drink into consulting several answers at once, without choosing among them. metasedimentaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to become heavy, altered, and difficult to shift from the nearest chair. metasedimented adj. Too drunk to remain upright, transformed by the evening into something dense and settled. metasemanticsed adj. Having drunk enough to discuss what words mean while no longer using them reliably. Ereny became metasemanticsed and spent ten minutes defining ‘left’ without moving.