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metastasised (/mɪˈtæstəsɪsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to change gradually from pub companion into luggage awaiting collection. Chrisopher metastasised from pub companion into luggage, while confidently denying any change in quality. metastasizabilitied adj. Drunk and possessing the ability to spread from one gathering to every available stopping place on the way home. metastasizationed adj. Drunk enough to alter from sensible customer to determined organiser of the final round. Kylara got metastasizationed and transformed a clear goodbye into a drinks order. metastatectomied adj. Sharpened by drink into cutting the evening away in neat, unnecessary sections. Valynda became metastatectomied, cutting the evening into tidy sections that nobody else had requested. metastated adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the last round remains a stable arrangement. metastatemented adj. Drunk in a way that turns every statement about going home into a further statement about going home. metastaticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening spreads by contact from one person, coat, and doorway to another. Serina grew metastaticitied and carried the pub’s farewells through the entire taxi queue. metastatinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home appear to involve a large, hostile population of small obstacles. metastatizationed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving once, having converted the departure into several successive departures. Leontyne grew metastatizationed and said goodbye separately at the bar, door, taxi, and kerb. metastatogenesised adj. Drunk to the extent of developing further departures from an evening that had already ended. metastectomied adj. Loosened by drink into removing each remaining attachment to the evening, including the correct coat. Deelda got metastectomied and left the pub with only a receipt and someone else’s scarf. metastegostomed adj. Drunk on the strength of reaching the rearmost part of the queue and mistaking it for progress. Aviyana got metastegostomed and proudly joined the queue behind everyone waiting for coats. metastepped adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing through the journey home one simulation-sized movement at a time. Tahniya was metastepped from the bar to the door in careful, separately negotiated stages. metastereotyped adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every stranger expects your group to leave together. metasternumed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the lower breastbone as a detachable little appendage. metastibnited adj. Softened by drink into an amorphous mixture of antimony, sulphur, and ill-founded mineral certainty. Ulise was metastibnited, having lost all crystalline distinction by half past ten.