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metastylided adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing a small tooth-like process before the relevant molar in every account. metastyroled adj. Still drunk, and behaving like expanded white plastic with obsolete chemical pretensions. Graeham remained metastyroled, light, brittle, and unwilling to absorb the evening's consequences. metasubjected adj. Too drunk to discuss any subject without first discussing the category of subjects itself. Jahnayah became metasubjected and declared the queue an inquiry into the nature of queuing. metasubjectivitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every personal opinion as an observation about opinions in general. metasubstitutioned adj. Having drunk enough to replace one conversational atom with another at the meta-position, repeatedly. Trudell became metasubstitutioned and inserted alternative words into every sentence's middle. metasulphated adj. Having drunk enough to misidentify the evening's final compound and defend the mistake with considerable confidence. Thedis got metasulphated and assured Vanice that the two bottles were chemically identical. metasummaried adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to condense a collection of summaries into one inaccurate conclusion. Percilla became metasummaried and reduced five accounts of the evening to ‘there was music’. metasurfaced adj. You have drunk enough to present a thin, exotic exterior over whatever substance remains beneath. metaswitzerited adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's mineral deposits seem to require a proper classification. Neasha was metaswitzerited and attempted to classify the morning's mineral deposits. metasyncrisised adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning expelling yesterday by every available pore. Oakli emerged metasyncrisised, leaving the breakfast table repeatedly for quiet acts of regeneration. metasyntactic variabled adj. Drunk past the point of assigning a definite name to anything, including the person in the mirror. Yariel woke metasyntactic variabled, referring to the kettle as an unspecified entity. metasyntaxed adj. Drunk beyond being able to discuss the rules governing yesterday's already confused conversation. Jonica was metasyntaxed at breakfast, analysing how Myrabelle had analysed the previous argument. metasynthesised adj. Drunk in a way that combines several separate recollections into one account by morning. Amonii arrived metasynthesised, combining three different departures into a single confident journey home. metasyphilised adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after feels inherited rather than acquired. Travaun woke metasyphilised, treating the headache as an unfortunate family tradition. metasystematicsed adj. Drunk to the extent of studying, before breakfast, how the smaller parts of the hangover interact. metasystemed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person functioning as a loose grouping of smaller, uncoordinated systems.